Keeping Up Appearances

Missing 広島

[wideislandblues]

Oh shit I forgot about this thing.

[just-shower-thoughts]

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[hornycritical]

Oh my god

[dragoblah]

POWER MOVE

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Yo…

[arcadian-dragon-riding]

Uh…did the blog get hijacked or something?

[lavender-icerays]

The blog uses a bot that goes on the subreddit that either randomly picks or takes the top post(s), then posts it here. The original post was most likely a top post on the subreddit, thus causing the bot to pick it up and post it, ‘exposing’ itself.

[arcadian-dragon-riding]

Ah this makes more sense now

[auckie]

[biganimetiddiesbitch]

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

[ruinedchildhood]

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

[goldnpoc]

She fights with no force and just…no

[okayysophia]

This generation… I feel so sorry for y’all. This is tragic. What’s gonna happen to Rufus??? Please don’t tell me that’s Shego’s outfit????

[wideislandblues]

If Shego isn’t hella gay y’all can shut this production down right now

[whitepeopletwitter]

life is back pain

[anoriginalderivative]

i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.

[yekkes]

Our spine is like a horse’s nervous system

[saintvitus]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[bitchboi-naughty]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[vhsv0id]

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

[themightyglamazon]

GOOD ADVICE

[puppypresident]

i saw into the spiderverse today

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[nullannddvooiid]

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

[exjwthings]

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

[atheistjw]

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

[skirris]

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

[mmmm-gross]

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

[dappled-depths-deactivated20220]

Me: so this is what’s going on with me

My therapist:

[iwantajaneaustenlife]

my therapist one time was writing in her notebook as i was talking about my dad and she said “can i show you what i’ve drawn?”

it was a thought bubble that said “crazy af”

[spacebras]

“I’m not letting you become a cryptid until after you get your degree”

[plain-flavoured-english]

Your purpose in life is not to love yourself but to love being yourself.

If you goal is to love yourself, then your focus is directed inward toward yourself, and you end up constantly watching yourself from the outside, disconnected, trying to summon the “correct” feelings towards yourself or fashion yourself into something you can approve of.

If your goal is to love being yourself, then your focus is directed outward towards life, on living and making decisions based on what brings you pleasure and fulfillment.

Be the subject, not the object. It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. You are experiencing life. Life is not experiencing you.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[moth-unit-00]

This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there

[queen-of-dirt]

Damn you’re right

[curiooftheheart]

This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life

[applejackcat]

It’s missing the best one. NEXT!

[tailsandco]

i saw this in a bp group and cackled too much not to keep it

[thedesertmother]

I completely lost it at “then don’t buy an accordion!!”

[ambermcqueen]

These make me so angry

[letsgetemboys]

Our Little Sister [海街diary] (2015, dir. Hirokazu Koreeda)

[theflightdeal]

Airfare Deal: Philadelphia - Melbourne, Australia. $744. Roundtrip, including all Taxes

For more info: http://bit.ly/2CzNimg

[wideislandblues]

@hotthrow 2019 vacation ideas 👀

[winter-hoof]

That is a potty mouthed cat 

[beelzbat]

[wideislandblues]

What the fuck is Pillowfort and why should I be on it.

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[105ttt]

Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream