Psst over here

so sleepy I 18 I the memes have een stolen send help

[toshio]

[memewhore]

[ven0moth]

no iphone

[memesandlaughs]

[memeordeath]

[the-walrus-squad]

I really wish as a published author that I could claim this was staged.

[serotnin]

i fucked up the moment i wasn’t born a cat girl

[little-niggah-sugar]

this is probably the best thing i have ever made

[froghaus]

Reminder that if you say someone lookin like a snack, you’re practicing softcore vore.

[7andaswitch-blade]

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

[fullmetalfisting]

Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks

[saiasus]

me: can you pass me the gatorade?

coyote: which color?

[okay]

do you even realize that your parents are getting older too?

[ultra-visions]

share your playlists with me

[marisatomay]

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

[xtltokio]

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

[sandersstudies]

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

[fudgeappleart]

I love these two 

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[theholleywoodsigns]

Explains why I’m so fucking stupid

[wolfwars]

no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

That Explains Why I’m So Fucking Stupid

[catchymemes]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

the pissman is gonna get me

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

spin around three times on the toilet seat saying urine and he’ll appear