A Bad Goblin Cat

Aliza (a.k.a Lyss) - 29, trans woman, Australia - Personal Bloggo™ (NSFW)

[devilcroc]

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

[sindri42]

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

[such-justice-wow]

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

[feministism]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Apple: Literally design their phones to become an expensive toxic brick within a few years

Gas Companies: Actively work to prevent anything being done to develop, promote or in any way make green energy sources widely known of available or affordable to anyone because slowly murdering the planet makes them millions of dollars

Big Companies: Literally dump toxic crap where it will cause serious harm to the earth and the species on it

Governments: Clearly what we need to do to save the earth is make people pay money to use carrier bags so they can actually carry their shopping home

AND BAN DRINKING STRAWS

[teathattast]

This, my friends, is called Individualization of Responsibility, aka holding the citizens accountable for the destruction caused by corporations :/

[ice-block]

M

[cuteiecrafting]

I

[the-miner-gay]

N

[ice-block]

E

[andromedako]

C

[cwisps-moved-deactivated2021082]

R

[cutabello]

A

[1908170314791459-deactivated201]

B

[ice-block]

Correct

[1908170314791459-deactivated201]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[pokettobyy]

Let’s Have a Staring Contest

[dankmemeuniversity]

[klubbhead]

Fuck it up Mary

[bikinipowerbottoms]

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

💓

[appointment78]

[disneyadaptations]

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

[micromys]

One of my favorite things about this scene was that by this point, these three animal actors were so fond of each other that the trainers really didn’t have to do much work to make them go to each other like this. They were really that happy to see each other! 

[hearthawk]

That made this so much better!

[catchymemes]

[thats-so-meme]

[spiffy-indigo-deactivated202203]

king minos, of crete

[glowpop]

it’s so crazy to me how some of you are genuinely so heartless like lol how do you see a hate crime and then go on to fucking defend some youtuber do you even think about extending that kind of empathy and compassion to the victims/their families. what is wrong with you?

[glowpop]

i don’t care about pewdiepie i care about the victims and i really think instead of defending some fucking outdated youtuber, consider donating your money + offering that same kind of kindness to muslims affected by this

https://givealittle.co.nz/cause/christchurch-shooting-victims-fund

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[mj-theskywitch]

yall r missing the BEST one

[piratedykes]

I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers

[piratedykes]

Eh. Doing it anyway.

If you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags”

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright

[popularbussy-deactivated2020061]

Me on antidepressants

[srslyfunny]

[systlin]

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY. 

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests. 

[jungwildeandfree]

all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them