Plan B!

Hazelaar's reblog blog for all the terrible puns I love and other various insanities

[luminouslumity]

Happy five years to Dracula Daily, and safe travels to our dear friend, Jonathan!

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[djungelskogbear]

How never having seen a single Dan and Phil video feels right now

[antennafarm]

Visit Original Link

[qilingxiong]

a new updated and significantly worse version of The Game (sorry) directed at a specific subset of chronically online people has infact been circling since the mid-2010s. and it is lost when one fumbles while attempting to plug their phone in to charge at night

[definetelynotdepressed]

god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem

[the-autistic-spider]

a 3 in one huh

[shmreduplication]

which would you rather have

Sense

Sensibility

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

[shmreduplication]

which would you rather have

Pride

Prejudice

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

[shmreduplication]

which would you rather have

crime

punishment

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

[shmreduplication]

which would you rather have

prince

pauper

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

[shmreduplication]

which would you rather have

war

peace

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

[shmreduplication]

which would you rather have

old man

sea

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

[shmreduplication]

which would you rather have

mice

men

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

[shmreduplication]

which would you rather have

dr jekyll

mr hyde

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

[shmreduplication]

which would you rather have

green eggs

ham

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

[shmreduplication]

which would you rather have

extremely loud

incredibly close

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

[shmreduplication]

which would you rather have

zen

art of motorcycle maintenance

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

[shmreduplication]

which would you rather have

there

back again

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

[paradoxspaceheater]

which would you rather have

fast

furious

Voting ended onOct 8, 2025

[aromanticduck]

Which would you rather have?

Beauty

Beast

Voting ended onOct 8, 2025

[valliantknight]

[homoquartz]

ok so the newest mbmbam made me think of this poll

which of these is the gayest cereal mascot?

trix rabbit

tony the tiger

cap'n crunch

toucan sam

snap crackle and/or pop

buzz the honey nut cheerios bee

lucky the leprechaun

count chocula

Voting ended onSep 30, 2025

[institutionalized-gaming]

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

[its-an-ear-hat-john]

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

[bedhead-queen]

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Happy Halloween!!

[skyakafreckles]

[frisktastic]

source

[sasskarian]

I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

[complicatedsquishy]

Everyone please rise for the national anthem.

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that's part of the furniture now

[interestingmistakes]

pondering

[thedemonandpriest]

PSA: Don't fly your airplane over those jugglers. It'll take hours to scrape these things off

[charl0ttan]

genuinely so so beautiful how much mileage we're getting out of juggling lab. its always something new like its genuinely always something fully new. every time. i love it🔴

[flowerbleedme]

we love juggling!

[daily-nhl-polls]

What classic lit leading man would make the best hockey player?

Heathcliff

Mr Darcy

Victor Frankenstein (not the monster)

Holden Caufield

Romeo

Jay Gatsby

Scrooge

Jean Valjean

Voting ended onAug 25, 2025

[wijnstok]