Just a Mess

Why am I here? I don't know, but it's fun sometimes.

[pukicho]

what does oml stand for

[graham-cracker-guillotine]

oh my lord

[pukicho]

What

[pukicho]

What happened

[pukicho]

Sorry for da slow posts I am with the lovely wife and we are having a ball around town.

[vulpenthefox]

Imagine having a signifigant other

[pukicho]

Don’t have to imagine because I have one. Hope this made you feel worse 👍

[fanonical]

you're in her dms. i'm her dm. roll initiative bitch let's go

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"photoshop/makeup culture is giving people unrealistic ideas about what normal skin looks like" yes i agree BUT: no one is doing it worse than the dark far side of the moon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you want to talk about acne acceptance let's talk about how horrifying it is to see the moon without her craters??? THEY AIRBRUSHED HER ACNE SCARS 😠😠😠 where are her beautiful beautiful pores

[pukicho]

Hey its me its fucking pukicho

[death-buttons]

my boyfriend hates you :(

[pukicho]

What why

[pukicho]

Who are you

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

[kikibibiwastakenagainffs-deacti]

i like this post dont get me wrong its a very good one, but WHY DO I SEE THIS 100 TIMES ON MY FEED like everytime i open tumblr this post is on top i thought i already reblogged it

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am casting spells on you specifically

[lastlabyrinth]

#I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR

[flutiebear]

This is the single greatest thing this fandom has ever produced.

[myjusticecake]

This is fucking transcendental. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT’S ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF CANON POSSIBILITY.

[timetravellingmarauder]

I’m actually surprised that this hasn’t happened.

[castielcampbell]

poor sammy

[phantomrose96]

Dean: “Uh…character flaws for 100”

Gabriel: “This character suffers from crippling issues with his own self-worth due to a lifetime spent religiously obeying his abusive father!”

Dean: “Oh come on…”

Gabriel: “Final answer?”

Dean: “No uh…Dean. Who is Dean? Me. Whatever.”

Gabriel: “Correct! Nnnnnext category!”

Dean: “…C-character flaws for 200.”

Gabriel: “This character used to consider himself the better of two brothers, but after several years of reckless decisions and huge failings that left hundreds perhaps thousands dead he’s since spiraled into a perpetual state of self-hatred and depression!”

Dean: *side-eyes Sam* “C-can I choose another category?”

Gabriel: “Nope!”

Dean: “But I—“

Gabriel: “Oh come on this one is EASSSYY! I’ll even give you a hint.”

Dean: “No I—“

Gabriel: “It’s the same brother who got your mom kille—”

Dean: “SAM ALRIGHT? SAM. WHO IS SAM?”

Gabriel: “CCCOOOORREECCTTT! AND DEAN IS BLAZING UP THE LEADER BOARD. NNNNEXT QUESTION!”

*Both Winchesters sink into immense inescapable self loathing*

[bloodsmile-deactivated20210416]

Gabriel: You’re still in control of the board Dean, you’re doing great.

Dean: *smirks at Sam* Ok, let’s get out of this fucking category.  Sexual Humiliation for 500.

Gabriel: If you’re sure.  “This character tried on panties and he liked it.”

Sam: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”

Gabriel: Right you are my boy. 

Dean: Dammit Sam, how did you know that??

Sam: It was an educated guess.  I’ll take sexual humiliation for 300.

Gabriel: “This character is in love with a certain rebel angel named Castiel and he won’t admit it.“

Castiel: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”

Gabriel: Correctomundo!  I’m surprised you got that, you always were a bit dense bro.

Dean:  CAS?!

Castiel: *ignores dean* Why are these answers in the forms of questions?  Or should I say *buzz* “These answers are in the form of questions” to make it a question.  It’s all very confusing. 

[guntheramvs]

Gabriel: Come on, kiddo you’re sucking the fun out of it. Just pick a category.

Castiel: *squints at board* .. uh.. Betrayal for $100.

(laser beam noises)

Castiel: What-

Gabriel: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT IT’S THE DAILY DOUBLE! 

Sam and Dean: *groaning*

Gabriel: How much you wanna wager?

Castiel: Wager? Gambling really isn’t a good habit, and I’m not sure-

Gabriel: All right, the whole $500 it is! “This character betrayed his family for the Winchesters, then betrayed the Winchesters for Crowley, and then, in proper assbutt fashion, betrayed Crowley for himself. And then kind of fucked the world over a few times too, in the meanwhile.”

Castiel: … *heavy sigh* I promised I would redeem myself-

Gabriel: OOPS WRONG ANSWER. We’ll open it to the other contestants. 

Sam: *buzz* Who is Castiel?

Dean: Sammy, come on..

Sam: What? I wanna win..

[spare-coffin]

It got better

[subject-to-my-fandoms]

Every bit of this is gold.

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

Where has this been all my life

[karichanarts]

I just can’t breathe anymore 😂😂😂

[katiegangel]

Sam: “I’ll take “Worst Nightmares” for $100.

Gabriel: Answer: “While never explained, this fear of Sam Winchester’s has personified multiple times and has caused him to swear off multiple Steven King novels.”

Castiel: *buzz* What is Coulrophobia?

Gabriel: Can I get that in layman’s terms?

Dean: *buzz* What is Sammy’s stupid fear of Clowns?

Gabriel: That is correct, Dean and you have the lead!

Dean: HA! I’ll take Worst Nightmares for Two Hundred!

Gabriel: Answer: “This nearly caused Dean Winchester to run screaming and crying from a wood mill.”

Dean: Oh that’s bull sh-

Sam: *buzz* What is a kitten?

Gabriel: Judges? *Pause* Yes! We’d also have accepted Cat or Feline!

Dean: Oh, Screw you! You wanna play that way, Fine! Sexual humiliation for $400!

Gabriel: Okay! Answer: “Apart from Castiel and Busty Asian Beauties, this has dominated Dean Winchester’s sexual fantasies!”

Dean: “Dude! Come on, what-

Sam: What is the Impala?

Gabriel: Correct!

[deactivated148596-deactivated20]

What the hell?

[writinginthebunker]

This is amazing and I want an animatic of it.

[petrichoravellichor]

Dean: All right, screw it: gimme “People Who Are Dead Because of You” for $500.

Gabriel: Sure thing, Deano, here ya go! “The illegitimate son of John Winchester and Kate Milligan, this twice-dead half-brother of Sam and Dean hasn’t been seen in a hell of a long time.”

Cas: …

Sam: …

Dean: …I feel like I should know this…

[markpellegrincs]

HOLY SHIT IT GOT E V E N BETTER

[dil-howlters-gay-dads]

gavin: [ throws paper ball @ connor that says “meet me in the archive room ;)” and walks away ]

connor: [ reads note ]

connor: i’ll be right back, lieutenant, i’m going to use the bathroom

hank: ok

hank:

hank:

hank: wait a fucking minute

[wild-disaster]

Connor: Do you think normal dogs see police dogs and think “Oh no! It’s a cop!”?

Hank: For fucks sake, Connor.

[dbhthingsandstuff]

Elijah: Due to personal reasons, I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

[blueumbriel]

“You’re my sons. That’s all that matters.”

The discord server rp was (and still is) getting out of hand with the Angst™, so hopefully I get Hank to comfort his boys when the chance arrives lkfhdskjghdfxjhsh

[blueumbriel]

I didn’t realize how small Conan was (or how large Sumo was) until I was close to being finished with the lighting hEH

Besides from his noise-cancelling headphones, Conan likes to seek refuge in Sumo’s fur and warmth because he a good boy like that and would do anything for Hank and the RK brothers as any good dog should <3

[wild-disaster]

Uraraka: [thinking] Wait a minute, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.

Uraraka: Did you hear about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party? He had no-body to go with!

Tsuyu: [giggling] That’s really funny!

Uraraka: [thinking] Well, that’s not a fair test. That joke’s hilarious.

[brenatomy]

More Nurse AU snippets, this time with Aizawa and various kids he’s crossed paths with over the years. | Twitter | “Do you think I’ll be able to get in the Hero course at UA?” 

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[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[languageoclock]

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

[commie-saskia-deactivated202211]

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[agoraphobeifiwantto]

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

[redroomballerinas]

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

[false-dawn]

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

[ichikun]

English: jellyfish Japanese: :) English: what yo got Japan Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~

[languageswithceles]

English: gloves Dutch: :) English: omg what now Dutch: hand shoes

[hotairballoon221]

English: porcupine Dutch: :) English: … please, no Dutch: sting pig

[pol-yglottin]

JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[hotairballoon221]

English: Poppy

Dutch: :)

English: … tell me

Dutch: Clap rose

[oranguin]

English: dragon

Finnish: :)

English: for fuck’s sake

Finnish: salmon snake

[laschatzi]

English: vacuum cleaner

Italian: :)

English: you too?!

Italian: inhale dust

German: hold my beer

English: …

German: dust sucker

[wild-disaster]

Uraraka: How’s your morning going?

Midoriya: Well, Kacchan just asked me what my favorite color was, and then told me I was wrong. So, pretty normal.

[daddyslittleprincess118-blog]

romanticizing mental illness is dangerous and misleading

[restroom]

Artsy depression: haunted eyes, good at art, emo hair and eyeliner on point

Actual Depression: bloodshot eyes, no longer trust themselves with pencils, has not showered in five days

Quirky OCD: organized books, clean room, color coordinated outfits

Actual OCD: Intrusive thoughts, flipping the light switch 8 times so you don’t stab your brother, picking holes in your skin

Cute eating disorders: Slim trim and beautiful, shyly refusing a second helping, dancer aesthetic

Actual eating disorders: Puffy cheeks and eroded teeth from excessive vomiting, hair growing over your freezing body and refusing to eat carrots because they’re too high in carbs

Adorable anxiety: just a smol bean, soft, must be protected from the world

Actual anxiety: crying so hard you throw up, shaking, losing sleep over a period after the “okay”

RPG PTSD: flashbacks, vietnam, u don’t know what i’ve been through kiddo

Actual PTSD: Buying your first pregnancy test at twelve, flinching at high fives, i can’t feel my hands where am I what year is it

Cartoon ADHD: look a squirrel, something shiny, fidgety loveable bufoon

Actual ADHD: rereading the same page over and over because it doesn’t make sense, hasn’t done the laundry in four months, hyperfocusing on a mushroom knowing you have work to do

stop making terrifying realities seem cute. it’s disrespectful for those of us who are actually struggling

[opinionated-truscum]

Fucking preach.

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

Uwu smol baby autism: adorably awkward, huggable, acts cute when confused, has some sort of rainman talent and a perfect memory in general

Real autism: worrying about whether you’re interpreting people’s cues correctly/making your tone sound correct for the context, or whether they’re about to get wierded out and uncomfortable bc of something you said, sensory issues that drive you nuts, not being able to adapt to sudden changes in plans and freaking out, melting down or shutting down when stressed by stupid things

[notsocuddlefish]

^

[marblesandbouncyballs]

Reblogging for the autism part that is just too real 

[c--o--l--o--r-moved-deactivated]

!!!

[cheeriocat-blog]

I would not have started using unhealthy coping mechanisms if people hadn’t romanticized them

[all-hail-mono-onion]

I would not have started using unhealthy coping mechanisms if people hadn’t romanticized them

[wild-disaster]

too real