Princess

awkward black girl. Huntsville, Alabama

[kaijuno]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: we need to study

brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

is everyone reblogging this ok

[its-croc-time]

no

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oliviafitmomof3]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tired-gay-bean]

Comedy fucking gold I’m sorry

[sandersstudies]

Somebody tell Hollywood I've found proof that a plot twist can be predictable and yet still amazing.

[tamago-boooolo]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I’ve never seen a meme with such a clear expiration date as “let’s raid Area 51 on September 20th” because some loon is gonna do it and they’re either gonna get shot or disappeared and ain’t nobody gonna be joking about it any more

[elegant-agent]

us on september 20th when someone photographs and liveblogs their journey into area 51 and they suddenly stop posting

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

One week

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha

[bintrovertt]

I laughed way to hard at this

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

the impulse to just make weird noises for no reason is something i have to ignore like 24/7

[brnsknsol11]

Thought it was just me

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[gentlemanbones]

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

[mijukaze]

Thanks! I hate it

[ownerofdark]

Going fishing:

[avecesfui-deactivated20200518]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[i-am-a-fish]

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

[damaramegido]

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

[transselkie]

Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing

[tamagobert]

y'all are just jealous that op is brave enough to monch on the forbidden chocolate…

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m living

[dragon-hated-art]

What does the forbidden chocolate taste like

[i-am-a-fish]

soap

[strangehorse]

[ID: unfortunately, it’s two photographs of hotel soap with bites taken out of them.]

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

all this time…. i’ve been on tumblr for years…. i’ve seen this post on my dash, even in screenshots…. but never before have i realized that op is i-am-a-fish.

[wtfisgoingonews]

Trump tweeted this statement earlier this week, which incorrectly included Alabama in the list of states that would be impacted by Hurricane Dorian:

This error was quickly addressed by the National Weather Service & the correction was picked up by the news: 

Of course, Trump couldn’t handle being corrected by meteorologists on the fucking weather so:

As someone who took two years of meteorology let me just say that a big concern regards mass panic when issuing weather alerts and warnings. You don’t want people unnecessarily leaving - jamming up the roads or putting themselves at risk (sometimes the safest thing to do is to stay put esp. if the roads are at risk of flooding), you don’t want confusion, and you definitely don’t want people to lose confidence in the weather warnings where they no longer take them seriously. And it doesn’t really help the cause when the fucking president of the country can’t issue a simple correction that HE WAS WRONG because of his fragile fucking ego.

[justsomeantifas]

Update: this fuckin guy is STILL going on about this

Also if you look at this photo it’s literally dated August 2 and Trump’s tweet was sent September 1 so this only further proves he gave out incorrect information after the fact so like… cool?

No words for the victims yet but at least he’s keeping up his beef with the goddamn National Weather Service. 

[justsomeantifas]

Well if y’all can believe it, this story actually gets even weirder…

So earlier today Trump actually DISPLAYED AN ALTERED MAP IN AN OVAL OFFICE MEETING:

You see that line going into Alabama? Well…

President Trump on Wednesday displayed a map that he said reflected Hurricane Dorian’s original path, but the image appeared to be manually altered with a marker to show the storm’s trajectory continuing toward Alabama.

Trump later told reporters that he did not know anything about the changed map, but was adamant that original forecasts called for Alabama to be impacted by the hurricane. (x)

y’all i’m done

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

This post has everything, hurricanes, sharpies, alabama, a pathological lying reality show host as president

[peanutworm]

[arandomshotinthedark]

No no no! It GETS worse! I’ve been following this fairly closely, due to how bizarre it’s been and because I’m a weather observer (with knowledge of forecasting and more from my time in the Air Force). That product Trump put up as proof wasn’t even from the NWS. It was from the South Florida Water Management District and even stated ‘"NHC Advisories and County Emergency Management Statements supersede this project. This graphic should complement, not replace, NHC discussions.“"If anything on this graphic causes confusion, ignore the entire product,” the image notes.’

(Quotes from news article)

So not only was he not even using a product from the NHC to double down, and not caring about any panic that would happen (and there was! That’s why the Alabama NWS office sent out a statement-they were getting calls from people panicking on what was happening!), but he also put pressure on NOAA to refute what that office said. By threatening their jobs.

So NOAA put out a statement saying that the Alabama office was wrong and inconsistent about latest forecasting. Then the NOAA chief went to weather conference saying that there isn’t any pressure on how they forecast.

Which is a lie. I don’t blame any forecasters for not saying anything-they’re in it to save lives and people and put out better products to those ends. They’re not in it for politics. Add to that they probably feel like if they do say something, they’ll be canned.

Also, it’s a federal crime to knowingly alter a forecast.

“Whoever knowingly issues or publishes any counterfeit weather forecast or warning of weather conditions falsely representing such forecast or warning to have been issued or published by the Weather Bureau, United States Signal Service, or other branch of the Government service, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ninety days, or both,” the statute reads.

It’s way more than, haha dumb scandal. This threatens the integrity of NOAA and everyone under it, including weather observers contracted by the NWS (like myself). That’s extremely dangerous-it should always be about saving people and property and finding better, more accurate ways to report the weather/forecast to better those ends. Not politics and spreading panic because certain politicians don’t want to be wrong!

[rizaoftheowls]

Can I just add something, though? It’s not just about his ego. (It’s a lot about his ego, yes, BUT.)

The entire point of this whole thing is “Dear Leader’s opinion is More Correct than facts.” It’s reinforcing that reality is to be whatever Dear Leader says it is, and anyone who disagrees will face harsh consequences.

This is some creepy-ass 1984 shit, folks. It’s absolutely absurd, yes, but also incredibly disturbing.

[sashayed]

self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob

[sorry]

“If he doesn’t like you this is all a moo point. Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”

— Joey Tribianni, Friends (via intrude)