it's the reality I have a problem with.

Maria, late 20s, bi, Poland. This blog is multifandom, sometimes NSFW, and also not spoiler free. Current obsessions: Rocketman, Stucky, Madderton, Marvel Universe. Consider yourself warned.

[not-really-sure-what-this-is]

hi, i just wanted to say

[english-history-trip]

[textsfromthetailors]

(585): Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover

[bye-bye-next-deactivated2022031]

PROTESTS IN WHOLE POLAND AGAINST ABORTION BAN.

[transmascsteveharrington]

✧･ﾟ Same shoe but in gay ･ﾟ✧ﾟ 

- Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) || Rocketman (2019)

[andhumanslovedstories]

Nile from The Old Guard and Marta from Knives Out should date based on vibes and because I want them to.

[wildimaginaryworld]

Based on pure hufflepuff vibes, rite?

[roll1uptwice]

[dinovia-grant]

OH. MY. GOD.

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!

[ketenkusu]

Nigerians steal the show at Vienna Fashion Week with dance moves

Nigerians have created a new norm on the runway at the ongoing Vienna Fashion Week happening in Austria. Meant to be a display of latest fas

[chanelbagsandcigarettedrags]

[thenatsdorf]

[star-anise]

Kitten is like, “Are you mocking me?!”

[lynati]

Nyawww!!!  The reactions of the two in the background are pretty great, too.

[thatswhenyouseesparks-deactivat]

Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn’t warm your heart I don’t know what could.

[terecita-deactivated20201128]

don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww

[1nksplotched-deactivated2014020]

#also don’t forget that for the rohirrim they put a call out for locals #bring a horse show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider of rohan

[retaliatesfirst]

also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier. 

[thefeathercloak]

Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.

[cremblr]

if this isn’t the best post i don’t

[lilyrose225writes]

So you’re saying the entire Rohan army could have killed the Witch-King of Angmar.

[son-of-drogo]

Witch King: No living man can kill me!

several thousand riders of Rohan: *rip their fake beards off*

Witch King: Oh fuck…

[immortalsins]

*screeches* We aRE NO MEN

[fakeboitherottengirl]

[taronunwin]

Necessarily (and Respectfully) Zoomed-In 4K gifs [15 of ?]

[softnsquishable]

[tealesbian]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“if yöu wörk härd enöugh ät yöur cräft, böys, this cöuld öne däy be yöur life töö”

[dammitradar]

Gustaf: scary psycho homicidal Viking and axe fanatic

Bill: scary murder clown

Stellan: on a yacht already retired with 2 boyfriends

[elevenbathroomsinks]

these are the same picture just on opposite sides of the spectrum

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

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[thenordroom]

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[smilecapsules-deactivated202106]

NOBODY TOUCH ME

[jackmansjoy]

LITERALLY NOBODY TOUCH ME IM FRAGILE

[aviss]

Wow, just wow

[greyhairedgeekgirl]

I have literally never hit reblog so freaking fast