williamwoodiamslefteyebrow

I’m just a guy :3

[sparrrorow-art]

the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.

[fleshengine]

Reblog this loby when they least expect it.

[homunculus-argument]

Besides the obvious like having financial security, being able to support your community and take care of friends and family, the whole "money doesn't bring happiness" bullshit is still bullshit because even if we only look at it from "buying frivolous trinkets" point of view, there's so many fun things I'd get myself commissioned just for shits and giggles.

For one, I'd get my dental layout scanned and then use the 3d model of my teeth to commission a giant pair of pincers where the cutters are replaced with a life-sized metal recreation of my teeth. I would use these to press bite marks on all sorts of things that a human being physically could not bite into, and emotionally would not want to.

For no other reason than to fuck with people. Just so they can see a very obviously human bite mark on something and wonder how the fuck did someone bite a goddamn brick wall, and why would anybody do that.

[andrewrnease]

I do feel like 'money can't buy happiness' has a good point somewhere, but it's such a hamfisted way of making it that it's just total crap. Like... okay: if you have a fundamentally joyless outlook on life and can't meaningfully connect to the people and world around you money won't fix it, and rich people can still be unhappy, but that isn't what the damn saying said.

Also, I remember there was a Monk episode where they did that tooth thing with a dog and that was the murder weapon.

[byjove]

I love doing genealogical research and reading historical records for the hell of it and I like collecting names but sometimes I come across one that throws me for a loop. Like Garrard. Why the fuck would you name your baby Garrard? Apparently it is the same name as Gerard but a variant (worse) spelling that is more commonly used as a surname but I can’t find anyone connected to that family with the surname Garrard. They just named their kid that and we’ll never get to hear the thought process behind it. That is an 19th century Tragedeigh.

[byjove]

Imagining the dad coming to register the birth and writing his son’s name down and the clerk being like “Are you sure? 🙁”

[byjove]

“Look, I know every man and boy in this town is named William, James, Thomas, Charles or John but I really think you should consider naming your baby William, James, Thomas, Charles or John instead of Garrard.”

[williamwoodiamslefteyebrow]

Garrard Way (ಥ﹏ಥ)

[williamwoodiamslefteyebrow]

I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY INHALING TOO GOOD

LIKE WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING AIR SQUARED?

STOP IT

I'M FINE WITH MY NORMAL AMOUNT OF AIR

IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE KEEPS FORCIBLY GIVING ME AN INHALER AND MAKING ME USE IT WHEN I DON'T NEED IT

BUT ALSO LIKE I GOT THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF ME

AIR SQUARED NEEDS TO STOP

[williamwoodiamslefteyebrow]

My gay children doing a photoshoot

I had to sacrifice Maive to the whims of Lord Notebook so he looks like ass today

Drew this on my three day roadtrip

[williamwoodiamslefteyebrow]

Love my grand parents

Staying at their house for a bit and my dad left for the week because he's got work and grammy comes in saying:

I'm not gonna bring you food like your dad does, you're in charge of that

Like ok cool, I don't care, I've always dealt with food myself but

Have you thought that maybe there's a reason he does that?

Because maybe he knows me a bit better than you, the lady I only see one month out of the year and not even every year?

Maybe he knows that his child doesn't eat on his own unless he's about to fall over?

Maybe he knows his child has specific needs in food that need to be met or he just won't eat?

Maybe he knows something you can only learn with experience?

Which you don't have?

Because you're not a very big figure in his children's life?

Idk it's just curious to me

[williamwoodiamslefteyebrow]

Remembering that one time my class went on a field trip and my crush found a warped tour monster and she said it tasted bad but she still wanted the can so I was like: "I'll drink it" and so she gave it to me and I made myself drink the entire stupid can on the drive back to the school and I did and I felt like I was gonna throw up but I didn't

Idk I feel bad about everything I've ever done

[williamwoodiamslefteyebrow]

Convo I just had:

Dude: hey so were you like born a guy or...?

Me (transmasc; trans flag on my shoes, choker, and hairpin): ...yeah.

Dude: cool.

[williamwoodiamslefteyebrow]

I think

The young girl I was

I think she knew

How I would grow up

That I would end up hating her

End up scared of her

So she tried

To save me

Tried to stop our parents

From taking photos that would cause me pain

She failed of course

I still love her

I'm still scared of her

I know she tried

And I want her to know she's okay

Even if I'm not

[williamwoodiamslefteyebrow]

My dad just came into my room and gave me Wendy's with no warning, I think I'm about be put down ⚆ _ ⚆

[segamascott]

[williamwoodiamslefteyebrow]

My fucking parents oh my fucking god

[williamwoodiamslefteyebrow]

?????????

Why?

[williamwoodiamslefteyebrow]

My fucking parents oh my fucking god

[byjove]

I do think you lose your right to medical privacy when you decide to become a politician and it is mad fucked up that these people hold our lives in their hands and are allowed to disappear for months on end with no explanation. You need a doctor’s note to miss school for a cold but we have no clue if Mitch McConnell is dead or alive and Tom Kean was allowed to fuck off for 4 months without telling the public why. I don’t give a fuck about your privacy, you’re not protecting my privacy, if you’re leeching tax dollars and partying it up in a rich person rehab resort somewhere while your constituents vote against our access to healthcare, we should be allowed to know. Fuck you. I say this as a disabled person, I’m always having to explain the nature of my disability and the details of my health but we’re not allowed to know what the fuck is going on with these people.

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralpyre]

[williamwoodiamslefteyebrow]

Crying while rewatching Cruella not because it's a sad movie or because I too have a dead mother (my mother's still alive and I love her very much) but because I lost all my friends by being a fucking psycho and couldn't pull the family card on them so now I'm alone :3

[depsidase]