Willow

Dumb bitch figuring out gender and identity

[papayafromtv]

do you guys think that at some point there’s a moment where the bats are on patrol and Alfred is helping from the cave and Dick or somebody needs information urgently and he asks Alfred to send it to him and Alfred is like ‘of course, Nightwing’ confidently and then there’s silence for a few seconds and Dick’s like. are you sending it? and Alfred’s just ‘i thought i just did?’

‘no i don’t have it.’

‘i pressed the green send button?’

‘did you highlight the right information because you know if you don’t paste it right then-‘

‘which button is highlight again?’

‘…right click.’

‘i’m clicking. it’s not doing anything.’

‘it can’t not do anything- are you in spectator mode or edit mode on the document?’

‘i just went onto the document, i can see it. it’s right here.’

‘right but if you don’t get into edit mode it won’t let you highlight-‘

‘what is ‘sticky keys’? it’s blocking my screen.’

‘oh for-‘

eventually Tim hacks in remotely and sends Dick the info he needs and they all politely tell Alfred he’s fine to go to bed if he wants to. after Alfred leaves there’s a solid twenty seconds of silence before Jason mumbles ‘every now and then i forget he is like. seventy.’

[fission-mailure]

A lot of people are ragging on the 'cable diverted to avoid Dobby's grave after Harry Potter fans raise a stink' thing and while I also love ragging on Harry Potter fans being weird, in this case it looks like the story was completely made up.

tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.

The story also broke into mainstream via the Daily Mail, who are ... rarely if ever honest or accurate.

[aimportantdragoncollector]

If someone got a basilisk lizard shadow, would they be able to sleep on water?

Would the jokes about “Jesus lizard” be enough to turn water into wine?

Yes and yes, although magic has limits and can't resurrect the dead.

[willowbanz]

Would they be able to petrify people?

Would the shadow be able to change into the snake version like Ellory shifts? Could it pretend to be a rooster?

[aimportantdragoncollector]

Yes to petrification! But no to pretending to be a rooster or a snake, because a basilisk is born from a rooster and a snake but does not have the ability to transform into those creatures.

[willowbanz]

Could they do the whole “instant dead plant” thing Jesus did, like with the famous fig tree? Could they heal non-dead people to full health like him?

Can an insectivore shadow Yandere survive just by having the shadow eat insects?

[aimportantdragoncollector]

If someone got a basilisk lizard shadow, would they be able to sleep on water?

Would the jokes about “Jesus lizard” be enough to turn water into wine?

Yes and yes, although magic has limits and can't resurrect the dead.

[willowbanz]

Would they be able to petrify people?

Would the shadow be able to change into the snake version like Ellory shifts? Could it pretend to be a rooster?

[aimportantdragoncollector]

Does Paradisus still have the Statue of Liberty? I imagine it was commissioned by an extremely rich French yandere who was one of the founders of the country and is actually a statue of her beloved that also functioned as a vault

I like your idea and I'm adopting it.

It's called the Statue of Love, she's growing a tree from her hand instead of holding a torch, and the words say "Give me everyone persecuted for their love and not afraid to kill for it!"

[aimportantdragoncollector]

Do you think someone with axolotl shadow can regrow their own limbs?

Yes!

[willowbanz]

What about parts of their brains with a Medusa shadow?

[loveridden1999]

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

[juney-blues]

source: slimgiltsoul

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[argumate]

“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”

are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder

[theinflammablemammal]

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

[argumate]

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

[argumate]

toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie

blocked

[lalaithion]

A hypothesized geography.

[truth-shitposting]

i bless the bonnie over africa

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my bonnie lies over the ocean

my bonnie’s exceeding mach 3

[fuckingfuckersfucked-deactivate]

Well, it’s finally finished.  It was a genuinely satisfying project. I present you Ankh Morpork in the guise of Google Maps.

[pasiphile]

<makes highly undignified squeeing noises>

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[byjove]

I think about The Man of the Hole so often. 27 years alone. 27 years with no one to speak to but strangers to wave to. Survived a genocide, a massacre that killed everyone he had ever known and later, an assassination attempt. He still tried to warn researches about the traps he built. He was only about 60 when he died in 2022. The people who tormented him in life later desecrated his grave.

[byjove]

I do think it is important to share the stories of the Lone Woman of San Nicolas Island and Ishi and the countless other indigenous people who experienced the profound trauma of being the last survivor but it is important to remember that the last Aboriginal families in Australia to be contacted by Europeans were resettled in the 1980s and the Indian government has proposed a plan that will mean total genocide for the Shompen people. The total eradication of indigenous peoples, their cultures, their languages, their ways of life, is not something which occurred in a distant ugly past but an ongoing process.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[byjove]

at least now we know why he has yet to return when Britain is in peril

[kitkatmoose]

We need a flick where King Arthur wakes in modern Jamaica and is very confused.

[byjove]

I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.

[a-daks]

ancient king white boy stuns locals by ordering in perfect Jamaican Patois

[byjove]

He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[aimportantdragoncollector]

Okay hear me out on the yandere harem thing! What if it's a scooby gang rip off where they are a polycule with each other (and queer platonic)

We got Yandere knock-off Shaggy with shadow great Dane scooby. (He is the most powerful of the group).

We got Yandere knock-off Fred with the Sunflower plant (He is the one who "vaulted" everyone else. The mystery machine is the "vault." Also there is no "let's split up gang" as they are all handcuffed to each other so it's like a parade walking down the street.)

We got Yandere knock-off Daphne with a laurel tree (I am uncreative) who has the second darkest flag (besides Fred but he is an idiot and really bad at it) and is actually the most competent one in this disaster.

Finally we got Knock-off Yandere Velma with a Begonia who hacks all the tech to help solve all their mysteries. She is the most wanted criminally.

They still solve mysteries (despite being seen as meddlers) and are very much wanted dead by a lot of people but by the power of love (and the narrative) they always get away with it and/or win the duels because they literally are all beloveds to each other.

This is hilarious, I approve of this.

[aimportantdragoncollector]

Is there pride parade around paradisus ? Since they consider themselves so open minded and enlightened?

This is a difficult question to answer. I'm not sure they would have a pride parade because Paradisus was founded on the belief in accepting all love. From the beginning, they always believed in love no matter gender and uncodified it into law. A pride parade is to celebrate achievements and sometimes to protest for legal rights--there is no need for that in Paradisus.

Also, Paradisusians have an unusually fluid notion of sexuality. It is acknowledged in-universe that yanderes completely change their sexuality when they fall into obsession. It's common for a yandere to fall in love with someone outside their usual preferred gender then change. After falling in love, all yanderes become beloved-sexual. From that point forward, they don't want to sleep with anyone besides beloved and they rate everyone's attractiveness based on how much that person resembles beloved.

So what's the point of a pride parade when all yanderes have the same sexual orientation of beloved-sexual? With the exception of platonic yanderes.

In Paradisus, platonic yanderes are a minority, and they face discrimination. (Some people in Paradisus don't accept platonic obsessions as real or view all platonic yanderes as being weak green flags.) Therefore, I conclude that in Paradisus, platonic yanderes are having their own version of pride parades.

[byjove]

Movie about a depressed and rather morbid autistic man planning to commit suicide and picking up a number of odd jobs in an effort to raise enough money to meticulously plan and prepay for his funeral so his mother doesn’t have to worry about it after he is gone. He begins to connect with people and enjoy life for the first time while working part time as a greeter in the funeral home, helping an eccentric old lady organize her basement, walking 7 dogs and maintaining a feral cat colony for a guy with a broken foot, playing a number of bit parts in local ads and stocking the shelves at the convenience store at night. In the end, he has befriended many of his neighbors and he decides he does not want to die and goes back to school to become a funeral director instead.

[byjove]

He is popular at his funeral home gig because he keeps accidentally saying things that are very reassuring and death positive. Because he wants to die. He eventually donates his funeral fund to the old lady’s granddaughter after her sudden death so she does not have to sell her grandmother’s prized possessions to pay for her funeral.

[byjove]

The old lady gifts him one of her ceramic cats at the beginning of the film which he reluctantly accepts out of politeness. Near the end of the film, he adopts a friendly cat from the cat colony that looks remarkably like the ceramic cat and names it after her, signaling his commitment to surviving and caring for his cat the way the old woman lived for her ceramic collection.