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@willoweve2011
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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself
michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN
Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks
michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this
drained of blood, the heart is white
No, that is NOT what this is. You’ve taken an amazing medical invention, a total game changer, and made up some stupid, faux-deep sentence fragment for it that is a complete falsehood. You should be embarrassed and ashamed, honestly.
This is a ghost heart. What they’ve done is taken a pig heart and stripped it down to, basically, a cell framework that they can use to BUILD A NEW HEART UPON. You could inject stem cells into this framework so that a newly formed personalized heart can be transplanted into a donor with a significantly reduced chance of rejection. FUCKING AMAZING. It’s not been done with human tissue yet, but the promise this given to people who need hearts - or kidneys or livers or whatever - is beautiful. Science is beautiful.
And it’s IMPERATIVE to mention that a woman, Doris Taylor, at the Texas Heart Institute developed this. And she started with a rat heart and worked up to he bigger, more complex (and more human) pig heart. What a total bad ass.
So look, quit making shit up, learn to do a reverse image search on stuff you find on the internet, and STOP ERASING WOMEN IN SCIENCE.
Reblogging for:
The corrected information
WOMEN IN SCIENCE
The fact that rejection rate would be LESS which is VITAL
FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR DOG, DONT SCROLL PAST THIS
IMPORTANT! Gravy Train Dog Food was had a recall.
The food was tainted with and contains euthanasia.
Source: (x)
A bunch of dogs, including my own, eat Gravy Train. It’s a very affordable wet canned dog food, so many people buy it. and my dog has to eat it because she’s lost most of her teeth and can’t chew.
Please, SIGNAL BOOST THIS!
Even if you don’t have a dog, your followers probably do, and plenty of them are at risk. You could save a life.
The Mood of the Month 💢
Prompts
LET ME MAKE MYSELF CLEAR…THESE PROMPTS ARE NOT MINE. I JUST GATHERED THEM ALL TOGETHER. ALL THE CREDIT GOES TO WHOM EVER I TOOK THEM FROM. I HOPE THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE!
I take request for The Avengers and Chicago Fire, Med, and PD.
Angst & Hurt/Comfort:
“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”
“Hold my hand, it’s going to be fine.”
“Is it true? Please tell me he’s lying.”
“Just breathe okay, who hurt you?”
“You cheated on me!”
“I won’t stop until I find [y/n].”
“You’ll be alright. No one can hurt you now.”
“I’m okay. You’re okay. We’re okay.”
“Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that.”
“Please don’t leave me.”
“Give me a reason not to turn around and walk away now.”
“I made a mistake, but I still love you and I refuse to give up on us.”
"We’re just friends.”
“Does he know about the baby?”
“You can’t save everyone.”
“Don’t worry, you’ve got me to take care of you.”
“You never loved me?”
"Know this; I have all the baggage.”
“I’d give anything for you to take me back.”
“You… you don’t even care about me, but I still love you. what’s wrong with me?”
“If you walk out the door, it’s over”
“Somebody help!”
“I’m not going to sit and watch you destroy yourself.”
“It’s okay. I’m used to it.”
“Stay with me!”
“I lost the baby.”
“Don’t die on me– Please.”
“Whats the matter?”
“I’m sorry I wasn’t there for you when you needed me.”
“Why are you blaming me? We are at fault! It’s not the baby’s fault!”
“I need you to wake up.”
“Stay the fuck there, I’m coming to get you.”
“You keep saying that we’re friends but you look at me for a moment too long for that to be true.”
“All those people are alive right now- because of her.”
“You haven’t touched your food, are you alright?”
Smut(NSFW):
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?
“I know what I want, when I want it. So get over here.”
“There’s a surprise upstairs for you.” “You bought me lingerie?”
“So, err. I noticed you’re kinda naked. Is that intentional, or?”
“Fuck me.”
“Honestly, if you wanted sex this bad you could’ve just told me!”
“Can you guys just fuck already?”
“Did you just slap my ass?”
“Oh god, how can you manage to switch from cute to sexy in under a second?”
“Try to keep quiet…we wouldn’t want to get caught.”
“Want to head back to my place and have a little… fun?”
“Can I touch you?”
“I think I know your weakness..”
“You’ve got too many clothes on.”
“Bend over.”
Love & Happiness:
“Rumor has it, I make you nervous.”
“When I’m with you, I’m home.”
“I think I’m in love with you, and that scares the crap out of me”
“You made me feel beautiful when I thought I was nothing.”
“At first I didn’t want to fall in love. But at one point you just smiled at me and here I am.”
“When I first met you, I honestly didn’t know you were going to be important to me.”
“You smiled and all I could think of for a moment was, ‘oh shit.’”
“You’re an idiot.” “Yeah, your idiot.”
“You’d be a great mom/dad/parent.”
“You did all of this for me?”
“I’m in love with you.”
“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”
"I’m pregnant.”
"You look cute with a baby bump!”
"You should marry me.”
“I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.”
“I love you, no matter what.”
“Will you marry me?”
“Lets have a baby.”
“I want to find out the gender with you there.”
“I’m pregnant, not incapable.”
“Do you feel that? It’s the baby… it’s kicking.”
“How far along are you? When did you find out?”
“Did you hear? I’m going to be a dad!”
“You’re carrying my child?! That’s great news!”
“Are you serious?! You’re Pregnant?! That’s amazing, baby!”
“You’re allowed to be happy, y’know?”
“God, you don’t know what you fucking do to me.”
“What if I kissed you right now?”
Miscellaneous:
“I may be small but I am mighty.”
“I’m too sober for this.”
“Why don’t you keep your hands off what’s mine.”
“Hold still.”
“You are very attractive. Therefore I will stare at you.”
“I just want you to be happy. And naked.”
“If you break into my home the police are the least of your worries - in fact, they may be your only hope.”
“I never imagined myself in a wedding dress.”
"I’m going to walk away and pretend I didn’t see anything.”
“How is my wife more badass than me?”
“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
“Welcome to fatherhood.”
“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.”
“Don’t bleed on my floor.”
“Somebody’s cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.”
“I heard that!” “You were supposed to!”
“I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.”
“Damn, you’re strong for a little thing.”
“If you’re not busy… maybe we can get dinner?”
“I broke my rules for you.”
“Is that my shirt?”
“I want to make this- us, work.”
“It was supposed to be a secret!”
“Put. It. Down.”
“You said it was just a cold last week and you’re still not better!”
someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?
Not telling anybody.
Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….
Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…
😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif
this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you
you ever just…. fall into a burning ring of fire? and go down, down, down as the flames get higher? and like it burns burns burns etc. the ring of fire lol
Heavy Rain ( 2010 )
All animations ramped up to 500%
Hi guys whenever you hear Kylo Ren using the Force it’s actually a cat named Porkchop.
Quality information right there
OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:
Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)
There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.
Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer
I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old
Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.
GI JOEEEEEE
and don’t forget these classics
They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006) Numa Numa (2006) The Gummy Bear Song (2007) The Duck Song (2009) White & Nerdy (2009) Trololo (2010) Nyan Cat (2011)
Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?
can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards
How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8
What about -
Chocolate Rain (2007)
Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)
I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)
Do You Like Waffles? (2008)
Fukkireta (2010)
Spitting While Kissing (2011)
Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)
Here’s some more
My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)
Kitty Cat Dance (2004)
Fast Food Rockers (2006)
Shoes - Kelly (2006)
Geddan (2007)
Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)
Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)
Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now
The ancient times
Llamas with Hats
Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.
like to charge reblog to cast
todays meme is:
being safe and being kind
Bisexual slime aesthetic mood board (I don’t own any of these please don’t sue me.)