My & Will

A couples blog, full of cuddly (and sexual feelings) of My (sonic-screwdildo) and Will(willstr1). Warning NSFW

[mint-daydream]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

[twerkyvulture]

i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds lol

“your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell u

[twerkyvulture]

one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”

[butch-king-frankenstein]

“thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me

[dulect]

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

[malinke-lonnaa-deactivated20180]

[king-emare]

This dope

[monibrava]

This is so fucking cute omg

[tanae-briana-deactivated2018010]

[viviancyrus]

Person a: I love you

Person b: like, love or like

Love Love

person a: its our wedding night you egg

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

lms if u want a relationship like dis<3333

[celadonlonghorn-archive]

[sunflower-pinesha]

sweet.

[itb-me-deactivated20160811]

I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

[sonic-screwdildo]

I love him

[kingcheddarxvii]

on my wedding night

me: *sobbing*

my wife: what’s wrong

me: I can’t believe a girl likes me

[willyoubemyne]

Fiance: *Farts*

Fiance: You're welcome.

Me: Fuck you.

[tanae-briana-deactivated2018010]

[willyoubemyne]

Me with my fiance

[fluffytherapy]

[sonic-screwdildo]

my fiance sent me our Save the Date document with this subject and message

[babyanimalgifs]

more baby animals here