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I’m too romantic and unrealistic

some movie character resting their head against the bus window: sad, lost in deep thought, staring into the world passing by, sorrowful music……

my head when i attempt to rest it against the bus window:

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tony: im in target do you need anything

peter: oh just pjs i guess

tony: okay

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peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,

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peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!

tony: which one lol

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peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!

peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK

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peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn

tony: *makes a phonecall*

peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,

tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*

pasdecoeur

# same energy

penguinedward

The difference between Dad Energy and Daddy Energy

hoardofhyperfixations

tony @ pete: my child,,, i will get you whatever

bruce @ clark: im your sugar daddy dont worry bout it

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paper-mario-wiki

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

shitload-of-muses

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

woodmeat

Can i have some pussy please

7mangoes

damn u always asking for something….HERE

thehighpriestofreverseracism

@Staff you seeing this shit right here

unclefather

stability

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aviculor

important psa about buns

maitaijulie

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

amazingatheist

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

shelbytaylorexists

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them: 1. Fill a bowl with warm water. 2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damn. 3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun. 4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty. (source)

ghostlygossamer

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!

mypasteluniverse

Do not bathe your bun!!!!

justwritingscibbles

Boosting!

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Mona Lifta

writingitdown

i walk a fine line between healing and self-destruction.

part of me wants to heal. to find out who i am and learn to love that person. to rid myself of the anxieties that keep me stagnant.

but another part wants nothing more than to embrace the darkness. to run into its wide opened arms and let it consume me. to give it permission to end me entirely.