wilson

i really, really like your bones. she/her, 18+, biggest nerd known to man.

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[doctorfriend79]

DI Richard Poole

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[noir-ee]

You knew?

[sunn1sp1ll3dink]

b&w versions:

[gothish]

i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me

[dragongirlafro]

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

[dragongirltitties]

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

[mollyjames]

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m tapping the feed to acknowledge the message like Murderbot

[ermlady]

Yes, the ability to switch between Black and White and full Color is well and great for Spider-Noir, but I want to watch in the way it’s TRULY meant to be enjoyed: color but every time Ben is on screen, it switches to black and white like the Bringing Sexyback meme

[harrowhartz]

flint sketchess

[howard-ly]

i expected nothing less from nic cage

[brown-spider]

I cannot believe how often this 55+ yr old man keeps trying to "im just a little guy" his way out of everything 💀

[rad-roche]

you can't beat him up. you can't. he's the birthday boy. he's only sixty years old for the love of christ

[decimals-built-different]

new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

[spaceacetrexi]

I've been thinking about Spider-Noir, and the fact that Ben changed his name after war, distanced himself as much as possible from who he was before (on top of needing to relearn how to be a person), found solace in the bottom of a bottle.

And I know that part of the reason he was Ben Reilly, not a clone but a variant, a cover, a deception, is because the makers of the show wanted some distance from who the world has come to expect Peter Parker to be. But also...

Ben wasn't the one attacked. Peter was.

Ben wasn't the one experimented on. Peter was.

Ben wasn't the one who was a hero that fateful day. Peter was.

Ben changed his name, and, in doing so, he put as much distance as possible between him and who he was in France, even before France. It's no surprise then that he does the same thing again when Ruby dies, and he gives up being the Spider. It isn't the first time he's thrown an identity away in the name of pretending that that part of him doesn't exist anymore.

But Peter Parker wasn't the one who became the Spider in this universe. Ben was.

[ericasucks]

I know you’re sad. But drink your fucking water.

[totally-not-the-artist]

“I watched Spider Noir for the plot”

The plot: