A Whole Mess

to be sam and dean, to wake up every morning and save the world, to have a brother who would die for you, who wouldn't want that?

[funnytwittertweets]

[redchrominance]

its what she would have wanted

[thatsoup]

Betty White seeing the finalized cover: "oh this is gonna be so funny" *dies*

[girlrry]

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

[musingsofbooboothefool-deactiva]

the gargoyle instinct

[perfectday1972]

wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit

[meat-wand]

love when guys are short and stout. come here little teapot

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[redchrominance]

their ‘bussy’ you might say

[sugarcoatednightshade]

i might not.

[hungwy]

That I am no longer mentally ill picture is me when I'm home and have eaten dinner and am in my warm pajamas

[straycatj]

hi landlady, have you ever thought of making mr j a little frilly collar like this? I think it would be very dashing and some cats don’t seem to mind…

Oh, it's one of the most famous works of Shotei Takahashi! Although I like his cats but I haven't thought to make it... Please give me some weeks...

[straycatj]

おまたせしたですよ

Thanks for your waiting

[presidentofthehotgirlclub]

it’s insane how tired I am honestly…like I’m so sexy for still going

[cop-disliker69]

Online argument finishing move

[shitty-fallout-art]

Player character: *does their companions side quest*

The companion:

[floralflesh-deactivated20181212]

When I’m bored I paint arms onto VeggieTales screencaps

[bird-big]

god dammit no now they can do too many things like jack off and hit you

[jelloapocalypse]

BUZZFEED: Top 2 Things Vegetables Would Do If They Had Arms

[bigtigers]

I’m dancing on my feet, I’m hitting concrete, I’m eating raw meat. Got a fat baby belly and i’m here to say its fun to bark everyday. Dogburg is my city, my paws are itty bitty.

[mr-elementle]

[ugly--cupcakes]

Pumpkin Cheesecake Cupcakes with Salted Caramel Sauce

[sweetoothgirl]

sourdough cinnamon rolls

[sweetoothgirl]

Chocolate Espresso Cake

[sweetoothgirl]

Chocolate Truffle Brownies