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Micky | 22 | Fluid | 6.24.17

[adoring-suggestion]

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

[prettysicksupply]

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry.  But every food you can think of sounds disgusting.  Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

[dnd-apothecary]

ok no need to call me out directly 

[justapayneaway]

A decade of the most precious smiles 🥰

[fyeahharrylouis]

[likecharity]

#shove it all in says harry #ive seen the face of god thinks louis 

[moistmailman]

Gordon Ramsey with adults on his show:

Gordon Ramsey with kids on his show:

[thebelchers]

Bob’s Burgers, Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus (S10E02)

[demilypyro]

It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic

[topographicocean]

Like a vinyl disc, where a physical groove is marked into the vinyl, a laser marks the ink of a CD in a similar manner. A laser (your disc drive) can then look at the pattern in the ink and understand it.

[demilypyro]

There’s no grooves on a CD tho???

[rave-lord-nito]

They’re just really tiny, hence the laser. The smaller grooves means that more info can fit on a disc of the same size.

[demilypyro]

Man how the fuck did they figure out how to make that

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

well they looked at a record and said “How do we fit more information on this?” to which the reply is “Well either you make the record bigger or the grooves smaller” and making the grooves smaller is way more convenient so they say “Well how do we make the grooves smaller?” and that’s when a total madman comes out with eyes flashing and yells “WITH A LASER!”

And that’s how the CD was invented

[firelxdykatara]

how did they figure out how to fit information in grooves in a piece of vinyl in the first place????

[katebushh]

probably got some ideas outta this

[salmon404]

Fucking mad lads

[thebabysittersguidetoexorcisms]

[allergic-to-humans123]

[lila-jelly]

Hot Dad ™ Harry Potter?

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

[kvotheunkvothe]

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

If I’m reading, I have to put my book or phone down and wait a few minutes, mentally prepare myself and then try and read it. Sometimes I can’t and I skip a few paragraphs 

[cupids-missed-arrow]

*draco and harry on their first sleepover when they’re dating*

Harry: Please tell me you didn’t bring a suitcase.

Draco: Of course not Potter, don’t be daft. This only has my cremes for my korean 89 step night time routine. The rest of my stuff is in the truck parked outside.

[thepaynegifs]

Liam singing ‘Lights Up’ by Harry on IG Stories - 11/17

[louisandthedagger]

SUPPORTIVE MOTHER IN LAW ♥

[bluburrystylinson]

This is probably the best gif ever. Not only does it show Louis and his fantastic features, it also shows how him and his lover subconsciously mimic each other. I don’t know about you, but this is what I live for.

[meanplastic]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

this kid gets it

[programmerhumour]

SQL injection via car.

[mooncustafer]

Little Bobby Tables’ got his driver’s licence.

[vicroc4]

lol

[feminists-against-feminism]

I am lost. programmer memes are next level

[quinn-vica-deactivated20201222]

TLDR, the red light cameras actually read license plate numbers. So when they read the code it executed the command which dumped the entire database of saved information. So depending on how often they back it up, thats a lot of fines the city isn’t going to be able to collect.

[blvnk-art]

I felt like having a short haircut these days, so did my Auror Potter.

I won’t touch his beard, though :>