Paper Mario Has The Most Realistic Lemons

(They/Them - 25)

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[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[m1ssjess]

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This feels appropriate for this blog

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

happy new year !!

[theprettychoice-deactivated2015]

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

[lmprovident-blog]

NO FUCKING SHAVING

NO FUCKING PERIODS

AND I GET PURPLE EYES

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS

FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS

[lyingfigure]

period

[lyingfigure]

i have this

[lyingfigure]

this was such a classic i’m gonna bring this to tiktok and misinform the gen z girls

[virginiaisforhaters]

world heritage post 

[nymria]

casual night

[outofcontextdiscord]

[devilmns]

character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character

[devilmns]

“x wouldn’t listen to this” yeah no shit this is for when i want to listen to my shitty songs and think about my favorite little characters

[yoshifruit]

Speak for yourself. I think Rouge the Bat would love my Rouge playlist. Every time I found a smooth jazz, acid jazz, nu jazz, or jazz house song that fit her style, I thought “damn Rouge would love this,” and added them to a playlist, specifically for her to listen to.

[betagrove]

Okay. Well Rouge the Bat isn't real. So I don't think she's gonna listen to that.

[yoshifruit]

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my cats’ thought process

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[indiedrone]

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

[demilypyro]

Nobody owns a WiiU, it was a collective hallucination we all had around 2012

I actually bought my Wii U in 2021 cause I wanted to stream Wind Waker HD.

[kyriathanatos]

I bought a Wii U on launch day and having to sell it for rent is one of my biggest regrets lmao

[mollyjames]

I've never had a Wii U, but I do longingly imagine what it might be like to hold her someday

[planetsolaris]

diversity hire

[planetsolaris]

soon after her first shift she realized she liked wearing the dress :)

[mealbits]

“why do u draw so small on ur canvas” its called pixel art asshole :/

[mealbits]

have u seen her? now u have :)

[mealbits]

[marlowe-art]

bad posts (& app crashes) serve a vital yet underappreciated role in the internet-life balance

[astrolavas]

bird explorations (figuring out how to draw her still)

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[scorpio-system]

really good tags