Immigrants: We Get The Job Done!

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[figmentera]

‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke. 

its comedy gold, just in that first line

[zagreus]

and it just gets wilder from there with the implication that not only is the ENTIRE moon haunted, but apparently somehow a single pistol will be sufficient to deal with this particular paranormal conundrum

[nyctosaurid]

i may be an ugly and unlovable bastard in human terms but in gargoyle terms? lets just say i’d be at the top of the cathedral 

[nyctosaurid]

hey i’m loosing my  mind over this lad

[cesaray]

[secondlina]

Turkey Christmas dinner with a side of revolution.

[millennial-kiss]

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[nudityandnerdery]

Make it a good one, kids.

[ommanyte]

Wahoo, it’s wiggly Wednesday!!!

[scornfluke-archive]

first wiggly wednesday of the decade lets make it a good one comrades

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Here’s a hoping for a good year for everyone!

[badnovels]

[captaincardboardbox]

[howlermonkey69]

[dubiouslexism]

[corpish]

[naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112]

[bogleech]

Wow cant believe it’s the last day in the world! The world was pretty neato but I guess we’re moving on now, here were some things that were good about existing and having a planet in a universe, gonna miss some of this stuff!!!!

Dragonflies

Water

Good butts

Music

Peanut butter, or if you’re allergic to that……raisins???

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (1984)

Smallpox vaccine

Octopuses

Some of the stuff that was bad:

Money

Phlegm

Missing the existence of the dinosaurs

When you go to shove something up high in a closet and you can’t see what’s preventing it from staying but your brain convinces you to just keep trying to shove the same thing in the same place while you wonder why it keeps falling back down on you and you just keep getting angrier and by now you’ve expended way more energy than it would have taken to put it away nice like you’re not a slob

Diseases

Nuclear weaponry

Hatred

They made Simpsons for too long

[carnival-phantasm]

[depsidase]

[koivulehma]

[badnovels]

[caved-fandom]

[soysaucethot]

longshot said TRANS RIGHTS BABEY

[sapphosaint]

baby yoda this baby yoda that but where was yalls energy for baby appa hmm

[sheriffofmagic]

this has the same energy as the "stop saying I look like chicken little" vine