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Well, I have bad news and I don’t know where I can say this except here. I came home from visiting family to find that my 15 year old cat is very sick. We have tried to find a vet, but being Christmas and living in a very small rural town means that there is no one for us to call. Guys, I don’t think she’s going to make it, so we made her as comfortable as we could and wait. Y’all just keep us in your thoughts.

Spoilers for new Superman movie.

So his parents wanted him to take over the world and start a harem, as one does. I don’t know a lot about harems but from what I have seen, usually the first concubine that produces a male offspring gets elevated somehow. Are we all just going to collectively ignore the fact that would be Lex here? I mean, I know he made a clone but that’s technically a male offspring.

#superman #spoilers #lex luthor #does cloning count #Lex would make a fine empress #Superman spoilers

impactrueno

WHO'S READY FOR BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE

drakensberg-blog

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

poupon

how dare you say we piss on the poor

jupitersmusings

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Y’all, I just had the strangest dream. I guess I have had the Avengers on the brain because I dreamt that Steve Rogers had a nice apartment that someone sublease it out while he was on a mission. So he comes home to find three college aged kids living in his place. But they’re determined that they’re not moving because they have lease no matter how much Steve argues and they do not care he’s Captain America. Two of them are majoring in like high stress, highly competitive degrees and don’t give a crap that seems disappointed that they won’t listen. The other guy lives like rat in the storage room with all this junk that you would find at one of those cheap outlet stores. When Steve asked him if he works at Ollie’s or is Ollie the guy just shrugged. It ended with Bucky coming over and walking in the door to find the college students and Steve arguing over a chore chart.

#steve rogers #the avengers #weird dream

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reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

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pleaaase?

ampervadasz

I kill you

thornsilver

Unmute for full effect.

alexaloraetheris

This is literally how movies introduce the most badass monster that's gonna wreck the protagonist's entire week.

hollyevolving

The sudden stare

butchgambit

"It does not take a priest to see that you and Rogue's soul touch in every gaze."

moringmark

mybeautifulchristianjourney

chadlesbianjasontodd

you ever think about how in star wars the four heroes that overthrew the tyrannical empire and inagurated a new government are the princess of a tragically destroyed planet, a wisecracking rogue, the last heir of a religious order of wizards who do actual literal magic, and.........a city mayor

chadlesbianjasontodd

i should clarify that im not disparaging lando here i'm just wondering what it's like to be in a space fantasy adventure as the ONE member of your friend group who knows what a zoning law is

ekjohnston

You can frequently see this in Lando's face.

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!

stoppingmakingsensing

Anakin: I think it's time I get my life in order Obi-Wan, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon

boypart-blog

WHAT!!!!

transhumanisticpanspermia

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa