I Love My OTP

• 25 • She/Her • I'm a sarcastic piece of shit, I'm not kidding! From Germany • English blog

[hexmaniacmareen]

can you imagine being THIS cool

[owowatsdiss]

Context.

[safitheartist]

WHY IS THE CONTEX EVEN BETTER?!

[xellette]

Tumblr is 200% better then Twitter

[xellette]

It stacks

[byelacey]

more!!!

[xellette]

Twitter can’t get a dollar out of me but Tumblr’s winning just by being funny

[xellette]

It maxes out at 24 [12x], this is dumb and I love it

[hellotailor]

Pierce Brosnan made a mermaid movie but nobody is allowed to see it!!!

i was casually browsing pierce brosnan’s wikipedia page tonight when i noticed something v exciting: he recently filmed a MERMAID FANTASY MOVIE where he plays KING LOUIS XIV. how had i not heard about this?

this is clearly the best film ever made:

“King Louis XIV’s quest for immortality leads him to capture and steal a mermaid’s life force, a move that is further complicated by his illegitimate daughter’s discovery of the creature.” [x]

Kaya Skodelario plays the daughter. Fan Bingbing plays the mermaid. there are also a bunch of men but i don’t care about them.

naturally i was very excited to hear about this movie, for the obvious reason that it stars A MERMAID alongside PIERCE BROSNAN IN A HISTORICAL WIG. but then i noticed something ominous: it’s been delayed. “indefinitely” delayed. since April 2015.

usually when a film gets delayed for that long, it means one of two things: it’s an unwatchably terrible box office disaster in the making, or there’s some weird legal shit going on behind the scenes.

but whatever the reason, seriously: Paramount Pictures, i do not care. please deliver the goods on this PIERCE BROSNAN MERMAID MOVIE. it’s a cultural necessity.

xoxo, Gavia.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This film was supposed to be released in 2015, it’s 2020 now and still no movie! Kaya Scodelario and Fan Binging! Pierce Brosnan in a wig! Julie Andrews as the narrator! WHERE IS THIS MOVIE AND WHO IS HOLDING IT HOSTAGE?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

SCREAMING AND CRYING AND CRYING AND SCREAMING!!! ALMOST 8 YEARS AFTER IT WAS FILMED (WHICH WAS IN 2014), WE ARE FINALLY GETTING THIS MOVIE IN 2022!!!!

[11thsense]

Y’all r wildin OUT

[lunaeregia]

HELLO?

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

[http-royalboy-deactivated201811]

BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!

AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED

K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N

[rosjon21620-deactivated20210713]

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

[aidenjaxwrites]

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

[dr-gloom]

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

[fallentitan98]

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

VERY NIcE

[nepenthesophrosyne]

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

[purplmonster]

Here is the other two penguins for those asking. But like srsly this dude has A SHITTON of cool art. He is called “Crazy Tom”

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

I am going to fuck all of them

[squided]

Reverse furry: I give animals humansonas I want to fuck

[basicfjbitch]

7 Years by Kuroquis

Okay so this has been requested by some people but I dragged it for so long. Sorry gaiz. Only the desktop version of Tumblr allows pictures to be posted in text posts. Anywayyyy, let’s start. (Image heavy post)

Weiterlesen

[11thsense]

Y’all r wildin OUT

[lunaeregia]

HELLO?

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

[http-royalboy-deactivated201811]

BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!

AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED

K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N

[rosjon21620-deactivated20210713]

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

[aidenjaxwrites]

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

[dr-gloom]

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

[fallentitan98]

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

VERY NIcE

[nepenthesophrosyne]

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

[purplmonster]

Here is the other two penguins for those asking. But like srsly this dude has A SHITTON of cool art. He is called “Crazy Tom”

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

I am going to fuck all of them

[squided]

Reverse furry: I give animals humansonas I want to fuck

[valdomarx]

today’s mood is whoever is writing the increasingly frustrated election liveblog at the guardian:

[pray4jensen]

all this info coming to light about how jensen had zero reservations about the romance between dean and cas and like,,,,,,,honestly this is not new info because:

in s11 when they filmed dean saying goodbye to cas when he was about to go blow himself up, fans literally saw jensen caressing misha’s face during filming

and

in s13 when cas died and came back and dean and cas reunited, we literally have video proof about how jensen caressed misha’s face during filming

and the tragedy is that both of these times where jensen felt that dean caressing cas’ face tenderly was the right thing to do, the editors cut out these scenes 

but

in s11 when jensen himself directed a deancas scene, we got dean caressing cas’ face and jensen ‘deancas stan’ ackles refused to let that scene get cut

so

in conclusion, jensen has been playing dean in desperate sweet tender love with cas for ages so when he got the news in s15 that all of it was finally going to be canon, he lost his shit and blurted during interviews that the most exciting thing about s15 for him was tackling cas and i’m just,,,,,,,,,,i love jensen  

[jadethirwall0-deactivated202012]

I wake up. I consume media. I wish my life was different. I make no effort to change it. I consume more media. I go to sleep.

[rmh8402]

Didn’t need this callout today but okay

[writerswritecompany]

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

I'm hoping your amazing powers will work wonders and you can recommend some fics where Scott's obsession with Allison causes Stiles to get hurt or if their relationship causes him to get hurt in some way. Thanks in advance!

I went with Scott is a Bad Friend fics that include Scallison and hurt!Stiles - Anastasia

Blue Monday by ExpectNothingGainEverything

(10/? I 24,036 I Explicit I Sterek)

Stiles would have never guessed that the star player of the lacrosse team and presumably the hottest guy in school who everyone wanted a piece of and one of his most hated bullies would turn out to be his soulmate.

Derek would never have dreamed that fate would be so cruel to pair him up with a freak like Stilinski.

The New Normal by midnightcas

(27/27 I 63,392 I Teen I Sterek)

After Stiles gets hurt…again, Derek puts him on the metaphorical supernatural bench. Meanwhile, Stiles tries to have a normal life and make normal friends. But when a new pack comes to town and the Hales start getting threats, things start to get a little….not normal.

The Boy Who Tamed the Sourwolf by AllTheseSquaresMakeACircle

(29/29 I 94,918 I Explicit I Sterek)

Stiles is used to being second tier in everyone’s life. How easily people forget him and move on to bigger and better things. Used to always being in someone’s shadow. Leave it to Derek Hale to shatter those expectations.

Can’t rely on me by Littleredridinghunter

(2/2 I 116,113 I Not Rated I Sterek I Rape)

The pack let him down, that’s not really a surprise lately.

When Danny finds Stiles nearly bleeding to death the next day it’s the start of a beautiful friendship.

Can the pack make amends before it’s too late? Will Stiles ever forgive them for not being there for him when he needed them the most?

Running Up That Hill by maypoison

(31/31 I 165,965 I Explicit I Sterek)

“Even before the pack joined together, Scott was trying to protect you. And he still is trying to protect you, even if it means leaving you out of all this.”

Stiles does roll his eyes at that. “Yeah, but it didn’t work did it. I was still involved, and so was my Dad. We were nearly killed by Matt, and then Gerard.”

“My point is, people change. Relationships aren’t always perfect. Scott’s tried to kill me before.“

Stiles raises an eyebrow. "So, you’re saying that someone trying to kill you is just a small flaw in a relationship?”

“We’re werewolves.” Derek answers with a shrug, as if that was a perfectly good explanation.

[dandridgegirl]

[daughter-of-scheherazade]

So I recently got surgery two weeks ago and on the day of the surgery, they had me waiting in a cold room in just a gown because they had to do a pregnancy test. I had just gotten off my period literally two days ago and unless I was miraculously the next Virgin Mary, I’m 100% not pregnant. The nurse barely looks up from her charts to acknowledges this before insisting that I had to take another test. If I didn’t take another one, they would immediately cancel my surgery. It was hospital policy.

I’ve had this condition all my life but its gotten completely unbearable the past few years and I’ve been actively going to the doctors the last two years trying different methods to allievate my pain and this surgery was my last chance at any type of pain free life. It took 6 months to schedule and if I had to wait another second, I was going kill somebody. Safe to say I was a little pissed. I sat in that freezing room, irritated with an IV needle sticking in my hand, waiting on the nurse to find records of my pee test that I did less than a two week ago at their request. She couldn’t find the test results. She handed me an empty container with a cheery smile and an obnoxious prep talk that I did not ask for and told me to fill it.

One of the preparatory requirements they gave me was that the night before the surgery I couldn’t consume any foods or liquid (water especially). So I couldn’t pee. I asked for some water and she reluctantly gave me a cup with two sip fulls.

My surgery was scheduled for 9 A.M, they told me to come in at 7:30 A.M. It was already 11:41 A.M. when I had to retake the test and I didn’t go in until almost 1 P.M. The fact that I had to go through that extra hoop and have the threat of my surgery being cancelled hung over me like a noose just because of a pregnancy test is beyond aggravating. People love perpetually valuing the potential of a possible fetus over the lives of already living women. We always seem to come second no matter what.

[dandridgegirl]

That’s sounds extremely stressful. I’m sorry you had to go through that on top of everything else. We aren’t effing incubators!

[xmagnet-o]

This is so common amongst girls and women dealing with medical care

[notjustanyannie]

The hospital that removed my ovary and tied my tubes makes me take a pregnancy test every time I have surgery, even though it would be a miracle if I was.

[elhersfromhekate-deactivated202]

When I injured my back (spinal injury you know one where you are careful with a patient) and it was bad no feeling below the change extreme pain etc.

I had subluxed/dislocated my spine.

Except unlike with a man who’d be taken straight to x day or treated with a pinch of dignity ——- I was told while lying in a A&E bed that I had to take a pregnancy test.

I was already crying in pain, I was begging them to let me sign a form, just one form, I told them I was a virgin etc. I wanted a form I promise —- nope, they had 4 men try and turn a SPINAL INJURY patient onto her side while she sobbed and screamed in pain (it me) and tried to slide a bed pan under me. Finally a female nurse came in and told them to get the form

They had told me it didn’t exist.

Men get dignity, women get torture because our bodies are not our own.

I was in hospital a week and they kept checking my pregnancy status.

Because my spine being out and causing no feeling below my waist/immense pain was less important than a possible fetus.

Women’s bodies aren’t our own. We need to fight to stop that.

[sentimental-apathy]

The more I read all these comments and reblogs, the angrier I get.

[verminviscount]

My mom went in for a follow up after a hysterecomy. the doctor said “is there anyway you could be pregnant?” and she just stared at him before saying “did you read my chart? do you even know what im here for? how can i be pregnant if i dont have a uterus?”

[wordsaremylife]

What the absolute fuck. They ask me, and believe me. I should goddamn know and if I knew and didn’t care, still not their business. The spinal one just sent my blood pressure through the roof. Like, if they broke her spine, how would she carry a pregnancy anyway. So done with this shit.

[a-happy-crusteacean]

Excuse me WHAT

[sunflower--guy-deactivated20181]

This is real shit that happens ALL THE DAMN TIME

[official-lucifers-child]

when i was like. 11 or 12. i went in for some checkups at the doctor’s office. not a hospital. doctor’s office.

i was 11

and i had to take

a motherfucking

pregnancy test

and the kicker?

the goddamn cherry on top of this bloody sundae?

i hadn’t even gotten my period yet in the first place

[olor-et-luna]

I have no uterus. I have no ovaries. I had to go in to have carcinoma in situ on my cervix dealt with. They KNEW I didn’t have a ovaries or am uterus, hadnt for years at this point, but I STILL had to take a pregnancy test before they could do the LEEP because I would be getting an epinephrine shot (or two or three) and that would put any potential pregnancy at risk.

Let me reiterate: they couldn’t remove the about to be cervical cancer until they made sure doing so wouldn’t harm a (totally impossible) potential fetus

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sebastians-stan]

“It is one night bodyguarding your very best friend in the whole wide world.”

THE WITCHER NETFLIX APPRECIATION WEEK  Day Three/Favorite Relationship ⇒ SHREK AND DONKEY (GERALT AND JASKIER)

[otherwindow]

my fav action series trope is when the characters go to an ordinary store and this shit happens fdgjhdfgk

[winterironinfinitywar]

This reminds me so much of the Netflix anthology “Love Death and Robots” I thought for a sec we already got a teaser for the next season...

If you like this you should really check it out. It’s fantastic. Definitely nsfw and 18+ but damn incredible. The art, the stories, the characters, the atmosphere. So good.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[seu-bobo-da-corte]

[sailor-etheria]

In case you don't know, this literally happened in Brazil. One of the first fatal victims of COVID-19 was the maid of an upper-class woman who had just arrived from Italy and knew she had the symptoms.