Please Don't Talk About Murder While I'm Eating

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

[brattylikestoeat]

Elotes (Grilled Mexican Street Corn).

[chubbyangel666]

[zayngf]

i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

[everythingfox]

“What happens when you have heated tile flooring”

(via)

[pastel-vixxen]

Cola-Kirby

[cliffdeyoung-deactivated2017060]

i had a dream tht i found a sequel to ds9 on netflix (called deeper space nine) nd while watching i made a list of reasons to watch it. this is the list

garak callls bashir “cutie pie” like right away

the intro is way way sped up (no more having to sit thru 10 minutes of bum bum bum)

theres a laugh track

whenever someone mentioned dukat kira would go “yuck city” and leave the room

uniforms r optional. garak and bashir were wearing matching sweaters. sisko had a meme shirt

[detailedart]

Details of a golden sea, part II : Sunset at sea, by Diyarbakirli Tahsin (1875–1937).

[deconstructedcunt]

i will literally do meth if my life gets even a little worse

[frachella]

Alison A. Malee

[aarronoconner]

[roseoilz]

by @cnikarts on facebook

[gxtawaycars]

me everyday

[mindofserenity]

I heard my mother asking our neighbour for some salt. I asked her why she was asking them as we have salt at home. She replied: "It's because they are always asking us for things; they're poor. So, I thought I'd ask something small from them so as not burden them, but at the same time make them feel as if we need them too. That way it'll be easier for them to ask us for anything they need from us.”

Ali al-Jifri

[oudandleather]

this is master level emotional awareness

[thebootydiaries]

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

[thebootydiaries]

person: u wanna fight?!?!

me: no i want to weep quietly in my blankets because nothing is real and we are stuck in physical entities

[thaddeus-whitewolfe]

[vedurnan-archive]

Me and my mother looking at each other as we both stagger into the kitchen at 6 AM to drink water