winterrclassic

she/her. 20s. aussie. hockey and f1, mainly.

[skjeisy]

nhl as textposts 7/?

sorry for this one (no im not)

[coffeefocusrat]

You are allowing your hatred for the toronto maple leafs to cloud your judgment of which professional hockey players would have successful gay porn careers.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[vanityfaire]

mens professional ice hockey is truly THEE losergirl sport. obsessively physical. sweat everywhere. intricate superstition rituals and blood sacrifices to gods who can't hear or don't care. hating your father. eating like your mother. going into the gladiator arena every night literally green with envy that everyone else is somehow faster and smarter and better than you. getting that one lame little gametime win-- arm cocked back and firing like a sniper, gunpowder on your stick, artificial windchill biting the back of your neck as your man collects your pass, landing the dirtiest filthiest most teeth grinding hit-- and suddenly a friendly face wearing familiar colors is crashing into your arms and licking your cheek and calling you a beauty. you're beautiful. holy shit. you're really beautiful.

[merikaii]

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY

[beauvilliers]

postgame | toronto maple leafs @ colorado avalanche | january 12, 2026

[notthequiettype]

the way connor and leo are laughing at each other in lk1’s story did indeed make me want to mcdie, reminds me of that cut to commercial gif ugh

they like each other SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! it's nauseating

they're so annoying!!!!!!! you put them at a social function together no matter what it is, no matter who else is around, no matter how casual or formal it is, and they will find each other and lock in, they just kind of exist for each other and that's just!!!!! i am UPSET is what i am, sunset giggling shut UP

[demotu-writes]

like if I just saw this in the wild I'd assume it's a fake fan edit putting together unrelated photos not that Connor actually had his phone out recording Leon play convincing air guitar with that soppy-ass beaming smile on his face

[st5rcrest]

[pissyleon]

how you look at your bro playing guitar who you have complete and total platonic feelings towards

[nuge]

why don’t y’all just get remarried again

[verstappenalty]

absolutely kills me that kelly was like "lol everyone thinks the people in f1 hang out way more than they do" and then she and max turn around and have regular summer holidays with the wolffs like okay exceptions made for swingers only apparently

[moon-honey-31]

joining the *checks notes* willy nylander gay porn star truther war on the side of the *checks notes but more baffled* toronto maple leafs?

[slashdraisaitl]

mcdrai at zach hyman’s golf event

[infinityshigh]

reading rpf about the people i dont know so its just fiction for me

[saviorified]

i can see the god in him

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i think maybe "sapphic yearning" is a kind of false consciousness that justifies one's own continued immiseration

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i was once a yearner but at a certain point you have to grow up and let your private, overwrought fantasies confront real love in the real world and put yourself at the mercy of honest dealing with people