Suck My Star Spangled Dick

A trashy superhero blog run by your friendly neighborhood piece of shit. Call me Christine.

[themariahcarey]

This is one my favorite SNL moments

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

obviously unplanned moments like this are why I love SNL

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

[liberalsarecool]

We need new employment metrics.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[spiderster-blog]

[shlevy]

5 little words to bring your partner to their knees…

[argumate]

“please get on your knees”

[shlevy]

No! This is not how these posts work!

[doubleca5t]

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[bluehairedspidey]

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Do you think the monsters from Monsters Inc have had to start using internet memes to make kids laugh

[nannycanes]

Sully: Here comes dat boi! Mike: -comes in on a unicycle- oh shoot whaddup

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Mike: *from behind door* Some

Mike: *bursts through door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME 

[broodingsoul]

This is my favorite type of postmodernism

[babyarea]

i’ve said it before i’ll say it again there’s a difference between lady gaga singing born this way in 2011 and taylor swift singing “shade never made anyone less gay” (whatever the fuck that means) to profit off of it in 2019

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

The difference is that Lady Gaga is bisexual and Taylor Swift is straight

[behindthefourthwall]

[rainnecassidy]

this remains one of my favorite posts of all time

[dailymarvelheroes]

[nnegan13]

can you fucking imagine

Peter quill survives the snap right and is chilling with the avengers when endgame rolls around. he volunteers to go to Vormir bc Gamora obviously and it’s like him and nebula and they get up there and red skull is like “you must lose that which you love” and nebula and quill look at each other and are like ‘I don’t particularly love you’ and so quill fucking reaches into his jacket and pulls out his Zune Yondu got him in gotg2 and chucks it over the edge and red skull’s like wtf? but then it works 

[jedi-valjean]

The problem with these “inanimate objects work fine” headcanon is that it’s supposed to be a soul for a soul and MP3 players don’t have those

[nnegan13]

you’re tryna tell me there’s not a single soul song on that Zune? 

[jedi-valjean]

You know what, I take it back. The Soul Stone’s already reaching by considering Thanos’ “love” for Gamora valid. It shouldn’t have a problem with an MP3 player.

[sandandglass]

[scribbles97]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is why nurses are so important.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[marveledits]

[weirddyke]

i don’t wanna reblog that gifset of kate winslet freezing her ass off in titanic but she actually got double pneumonia from filming those scenes without a wetsuit. and all bc james cameron wanted the fabric to be see through when wet. when’s the final straw when do we snap and kill every man

[deery]

Didn’t they film this ish on a set though..? Couldn’t they have just… heated the water?

[krystenritalin]

But then her nipples wouldn’t have been hard. Please be considerate of male heterosexuality and entitlement whenever you’re trying to rationally prevent a woman from getting an avoidable illness in her workplace. Thanks.

[thestrippershateyou]

Uhh, not defending James Cameron here because he’s an absolute jackass and a monster of a director but….

He’s an absolute jackass and a monster of a director. 

He didn’t do it to see her nipples. He did it because he wants everyone he works with to be a fucking method actor rather they want to or not because he’s obsessed with detail. You recall Leo Dicaprio was in that water too, right? You recall that a whole great bunch of men, women, and children who were extras were in that water too, right? Not to mention the water wasn’t just cold enough to make her sick but to cover her in bruises so extensive the make up team took pictures to document them. You realise he’s done shit like this to actors on several other films. Ed Harris punched James Cameron in the face on the set of The Abyss after he ran out of oxygen, gave the signal for it, Camera kept filming, and Harris nearly drowned. Cameron’s reason for it was that he wanted Harris’s panic to be “real”.

From wikipedia: “ Sam Worthington, who worked with Cameron on Avatar, stated on The Jay Leno Show that Cameron had very high expectations from everyone: he would use a nail gun to nail the film crew’s cell phones to a wall above an exit door in retaliation for unwanted ringing during production”

People who have worked with him have shown up on set wearing shirts saying “You can’t scare me; I work for James Cameron.”

Painting him as no more than an average heterosexual man just wanting to get a peek at some titties MASSIVELY UNDERSTATES what a horrid person he is to work with and how abusive he is. Don’t do that. Don’t portray this as average. Don’t normalise this. 

[makemadej]

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