Wise

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[wise-girl13]

Hi everyone, I guess I should do this cause I got people who listen to me yell at the moon.

Hi, I'm Wise or Wisegirl. I'm 30 and I know in internet age I'm ancient.

If you spend 5 minutes on my page, you'll know what my mad ramblings are about . But I currently like to ramble about Fable smp, Mersmp, Bound Smp, DND, TMA/TMP, and general random spooky shit.

I'm aromantic/Bisexual and Genderfluid.

My pronouns are they/she/it

I write sometimes I'm dealing with writers block at the moment so a lot of things have been put on hold except some OC things.

If you want to follow me I'm wisegirl013 on AO3.

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Comments liked by Dan and Phil on ‘We let a fan ask us ANYTHING and we had to answer’

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

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[sylvyspritii]

My notifications look so much more fun this way

[eater-of-the-sand]

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

[smis-five-creedmoor]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Jiggy friend bouncing all around for the low low price of only $19.19!

[1five1two]

[alexseanchai]

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

[cursedpdf]

[trashyeggroll]

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

[animentality]

[opossum-mypossum]

[martindykewood]

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

[nika-is-doing-things]

It's a third, worse thing

[jellyfishforest135]

Typical science teacher behavior

[thememedaddy]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[nopalbaboso15]

This was like, my first ever tadc art lol

[mausspacearchive]

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

[scramratz]

I think Elliot Page should be allowed to kill people

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"