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You know that panel in Batman and Robin: Year One (2024) where Bruce is like “it’s not our money, it’s my money” when talking to Dick about Bat expenses or whatever? I wonder if Bruce even realizes the groundwork he just put in there to ruin Dick’s relationship with his money.
Dick used to work. He was a fully employed eight/nine year old kid before coming to Bruce. Though he may not have fully grasped financial concepts at that age he at least understood he needed to work to make money for him and his parents to do what they love, for their employer, to keep the circus going. His labor contributed to making that money as a team and I don’t doubt Dick was very aware of their financials.
He goes from that shared environment to Bruce “it’s my money” Wayne. Dick is STILL putting in that work as Robin, btw. They are in fact still a team. That’s probably how he viewed Robin work/Bruce’s money until Bruce makes that comment. That moment is probably when Dick wakes up and realizes that he’s not actually equal when it comes to labor. (Not dynamics of the team but the actual physical “putting in labor to get compensated” aspect.) He may be working but it’s not his labor contributing to money so he doesn’t have any say in how they use it. And as he grows up he watches Bruce use his own money to get what he wants both as Batman and a businessman. Dick pays attention.
So when Bruce tries to pull monetary shit later on to “help” of course Dick is going to think Bruce just wants to interfere with his life. That’s not their money. It’s Bruce’s. And Dick refuses to let Bruce use his money against him the same way he’s watched Bruce use it against others. Bruce knows this too. It’s why he was so secretive about helping him out/funding his teams. He knows Dick won’t accept his help but doesn’t fully understand why.
Bruce probably doesn’t realize that one comment’s impact at all in the moment and definitely doesn’t think about it later on after Dick’s watched him throw his money around like his weight. He doesn’t realize this is part of what shapes Dick’s relationship with Bruce and his money for years.
Food for thought 👍
I got a confession. Despite having read a good lot of comics, watched movies and TV series both animated and live action, some times when I think about Edward Nygma a.k.a The Riddler, I picture this diva:
Jason Todd Headcanons, cus I'm back on my DC shit:
He does not gaf about pretending to be dead. He does what he wants, regardless of how many gray hairs covering it up gives Bruce
Contrary to popular belief, Jason is a relatively safe driver. ESPECIALLY if there's kids around or a kid in the car
He, as redhood of course funds shelters and schools and food banks and anything else he can think of in crime alley. The man is COMMITTED.
Because he's committed, he has kidnapped politicians that fuck up Crime Alley
The most surprisingly leftist "you can pry my guns out of my cold dead hands" guy you'll meet, but I think that really goes without saying.
His eyes glow in the dark since the Lazarus pit. He's basically a cryptid
He's always hungry. It takes a lot of food to keep someone as big as him going, so if someone can't finish their food they just put it on his plate
As redhood, his pockets are always full of menstrual products and candy. The menstrual products are for anyone who needs them, but the candy is mostly for scared kids.
After three years (but no aging), Ellie... stops wandering. It was fun at first. She still loves exploring.
But she thinks she'd love a warm bed, regular food, and a family even more. So she walks up to the nearest homeless shelter and asks to speak to a social worker.
Five foster homes later, she's decided she's done with the random family assignments from social services. She'll find a family all on her own. She even has one picked out!
So Ellie, very determined, marches right up to Wayne Manor and rings the buzzer at the gate.
"Alfred Pennyworth speaking. How may I help you?"
"Hi! I'm Ellie, I'm an orphan, and I want Mr. Wayne to adopt me. Can I come in?"
Mr. Alfred gave her tea and cookies for while she waited. They were very good cookies. Ellie ate four of them.
Then Mr. Bruce Wayne appeared. He sat down on the couch across from her.
"Hello," he said. "Alfred tells me your name is Ellie?"
"Yes!" she said. She set the remaining half of Cookie #5 down.
"Alright," he said. "Can you tell me your last name?"
"Don't got one."
"Everyone has a last name."
"Not me."
"I understand if you aren't comfortable using it, but I really do need to know your full name."
Ellie frowned. Should she make one up? Use Fenton, or Masters? Which one made more sense?
"Um," she said. "Usually social workers right down Ellie Doe?"
"...I see," he said, sounding like he very much did not see. "Can you tell me what happened to your parents, Ellie?"
"I was left at a fire station as a baby."
She had stolen that story wholesale from another kid at her third foster home. It was a good story. People never expected her to know anything about her parents when she said that.
"I heard you'd adopt anyone," she said bluntly. "I wanna be next."
"Who's your social worker?"
"Jessica Anderson."
"I'm going to call her."
She brightened. "Does that mean you'll do it?"
"No-- I mean. We'll... I am calling your social worker because you are a child and no one knows where you are."
"You know where I am."
"Yes, and I'm a mandated reporter," he said. "I'll be right back."
He left the room. Ellie narrowed her eyes after him. Bruce Wayne didn't seem like the stories made him sound. He seemed... smarter. More hesitant. Cautious, that was the word.
She hadn't expected him to say no.
He didn't, she reminded herself. Not yet, anyway. He said to wait. While her entire future was decided by a phone call with her social worker.
Right.
The word "unalive", doesn't sound like it should mean dead, it sounds like it should mean the opposite of undead. This can be interpreted in two ways (that i can think of)
1: (the boring option) Optimist vs pessimist
An optimist says undead, a pessimist says unalive.
Or
2: Some things are undead and some are unalive.
If something was dead and then became half alive, then it is undead (zombies that rose from the grave are undead)
If something was alive and then became halfway dead, it is unalive (a living person was bitten by a zombie then they are unalive)
I prefer the second option because it means that
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They're on a freezing January walk to their favourite new bench, when a rather surprising little moment happens💝
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why would you say this to me
my hair is great
Protective Father Bruce Wayne but it’s for completely mundane things.
Like wearing suncream.
Bruce is alabaster white on account of being a nocturnal recluse, so on the off chance Gotham has a day where it’s not entirely cloudy and instead only slightly overcast, he has to equip the SPF 50, UV umbrella and sunglasses and stand there like an omen of death. And when Dickie came into his life and Bruce got himself all freaked out by reading about how sensitive children’s skin is to sunlight, he insisted Dickie also partake in The Lathering.
This persisted until Damian and Duke came into the picture.
The BatFam at the Beach
Bruce: Everyone hold it. Cream first, then you can run off.
Dick, Jason, Babs, etc: *groan*
Damian: *picking up the SPF 100* Father, this is hardly weather I would consider it necessary to wear protection this heavy…
Duke: Yeah, Bruce. Besides, no offence, but Dami and I have a little more of a natural barrier than you. I think we can-
Bruce: No, you cannot. Dark skin is still susceptible to skin cancer from sun exposure. Suncream. Five minutes to soak. No excuses. No exceptions.
Dick: *covering Tim’s pasty white back as Tim covers Steph’s pasty white back* Easier to just do it, Duke, it’s either you or Bruce. And trust me, you do not want Bruce to be the one applying it. I swear, I still feel greasy from the first time he did that…
Duke: Fine…Damian, turn around, lemme get your back-
Hey so like, Green Lanterns have to go through training right? That's the lore? And since they are diplomats not just soldiers, that means they probably have to learn about some general space history, like important wars, and the extinction of a species. Do you think Hal learned about what happened to Krypton and the kryptonians during his green lantern training? Do you think it made hanging out with Clark awkward at first?
this is literally the sweetest thing ever to me. lying to ur boss to protect ur friend… Also, yeah, Hal has canonically been pretty awkward about Clark being the last Kryptonian lol, I can think of two instances where they touch on that off the top of my head, one where iirc Hal is like “it would make a bad friend of me to repay his help with telling him that he’s the last of his kind :(“
Kon: I've been dropping insanely obvious hints for like a year now and he doesn't seem to catch on
Tim: he sounds a little stupid
Kon: but he's not. He's the smartest person I know, he's just dense
Tim: then maybe you just need to be more direct, like "hey, I wanna be with you"!
Kon: maybe you're right. Hey, tim, I wanna be with you
Tim: yeah, just like that!
Kon:
Tim: if he doesn't catch that, then, I'm sorry, kon, but this guy is just too dumb for you
I was just thinking about Dannys hatred for Christmas and how funny / odd itd be if Amity's citizens start noticing how snappy and overly emotional and aggressive Danny gets in December and start to collectively think it's because he died in December and is still having a hard time processing it.
Been thinking more about this.
*If the theory that "ghosts exhibit powers based on how they died." Is popular in amity. Then Dannys Ice powers may also Aid the rumor that He died during the winter.
* Danny's hazmat suit could be mistaken for a ski suit.
I mean....
It would be a more logical leap for what he's wearing than a hazmat suit.
I feel like most people wouldn't even know what a hazmat suit looks like anyway.
* most people headcannon that Amity Park is in Illinois.
That state has like 5 ski resorts
I bet you Casper High even has a ski/ snowboarding team.
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I'm just saying I could completely see people running with the idea 😅💖
You know there is that myth that avalanches can happen when you yell?
It's not true. A human can't yell that loud. It's not possible. But it is certainly entrenched in people's minds, right?
If you were buried in an avalanche, you would obviously try to get out. But if you couldn't yelling for help seems a logical step.
Too bad snow is pretty good an insulating sound.
Too bad you can't yell loud enough to clear away all that snow.
Let's add one more thing!
Maybe people also start to theorize that the reason why Phantom is always so quick to intervene and finish the fight to save the civilians is that the avalanche rescue never made it in time.
There is a thing called 15 golden minutes, where the buried person can still be saved, so maybe someone out of curiosity tries to time Phantom's fights and they are all less than a quarter of hour...
Fueling the Skii Incident Theory!
What do you think?
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Do they know about the Christmas truce? Because if they didn’t I could see some thinking that the ghosts leave phantom and amity alone because it’s when he died. Like the ghosts don’t mess with him at that time and they already think that is when he died so it has to be connected in their minds. Also I wonder if they use his appearance in this theory. He died in snow and now he has SNOW white hair. And his eyes are bright green and glow so that he’d be easier to spot in snow? Sorry that it’s rushed.
Oh no I LOVE THIS 💖💖
@nonbinary-disaster to add to your green eyes theory.
Green Is the color marker used to say a path is easy/ safe.
So Phantom is saying he is safe and dangerous given his color scheme 😅💖
Adding @beaniebaneenie comments cause they rock 👀💖
Dude the EYE thing. 👀👀💖💖
Black suit with bright green signal-esque highlights... first thought I had with regard to the color scale and his color scheme was something along the lines of "a path that was marked safe and green turned out to be really really not while he was on it (and it buried him in his suit)"
If he's assumed to've been an out-of-town tourist/visitor, it would also explain why they can't find a local grave or obituary. Because he was in the area for vacation when he died, and the evidence, paper-trail, etc, is mostly in the area where his family actually lives.
All of that convinced me that the Skii Incident Theory is cooler than The Portal Accident. i'll definitely will include that for my next au!
sad to see OP deactivated, but
consider
an offhand comment from Danny along the lines of
"good luck finding me-my parents never can!"
and now the town is convinced that not only did he die in a ski accident, but his corpse was left on that trail and never located.
This also implies that’s Danny’s parents routinely come back to search for his body. And now the tow is looking into families that routinely visit using phantoms first appearance as a marker for when he could have died and cross referencing it with anyone who was there in the year frames
First off, read the reblogs cuz there is so much good stuff in there
Second off, what is someone asks him where he died?
"what do you mean, where did I die?" Danny was very confused. He knew that Dash was a huge fan, but looking for his body seemed a bit too obsessive.
"Well, we were wondering if you had any idea of where you died so we could make you a memorial, a grave or something?"
"Nuh uh man, I am NOT bringing people there. Especially living breathing very alive people! I died there! It is dangerous and I make sure people don't go there for a reason!" In the distance, there was a loud yell.
"WHELP! I WILL HAVE YOUR PELT FOR MY WALL!!"
"And that's my cue to leave! Don't! And I mean DON'T! Go looking for my corpse." Danny flew away, leaving a very concerned and confused Dash where he was standing
Hi. I do not go here. Everything I know about this show and these characters, I learned through osmosis from being friends with a fan. Apologies if I have this completely wrong. But doesn't Danny detect the ghosts by breathing out a little puff of chilled air, with visible condensation?
I just love how sometimes the phandom makes Danny's already very traumatic death even more traumatic XD.
Fun little kids show? Nah. Let’s TRAUMATIZE the boy
I read this as Danny, unbeknowst to him, getting an entire plausible-but-inverified RPF backstory built for him by a celebrity fan club he is unaware of, and the club shares all the deets to the rest of Amity Park, and everything sounds plausible, so even though everyone knows it's unconfirmed they're also pretty sure it's definitely 100% completely true. The phan club gets super hyped every time Danny says or does something that "confirm" a point of the theory or that adds something new to it. They are constantly trying to hash out how every new piece of actual info they get fits into the theory. They religiously watch every single fight Danny has. They try to lipread him when the cameras couldn't pick up what he was saying (if even visible on camera). They also speculate about why he's sometimes not visible on camera. (Maybe it's "snow". Like digital, noisy photo type snow.) They try to learn ghost speech (and attempt a lot of conversations with Danny and other ghosts that are deeply confusing for all parties involved). They follow him like tornado chasers. It's a rapidly growing RPF phandom with lots of super dedicated phans (this is what they call themselves). They gain new members as Danny saves more people - the rescuees join, or their friends or family do, or someone sees him on the news and goes down an internet rabbithole, because the phandom has assured that there's plenty of internet rabbithole to go down. There are websites. There are gifs used as memes. The whole bit. Danny is not aware of any of this. Tucker and Sam are aware of all of this but they think it's hilarious and are waiting to see how long Danny will remain oblivious. They make stealthy or semi-stealthy jokes about it in front of him. They crack up laughing and refuse to explain, or lie very badly. Jazz also knows but thinks Danny already knows. The Fenton parents know a little bit - they at least know the phanclub exists, but not much. But they hate everything about the phanclub and everything they create. At some point, the Fenton parents complain about the phanclub live on air. The phanclub TP's their weird house. The phanclub and others in Amity were already making memes about their weird house and their driving, and now there are memes about their TP'd and so even weirder looking weird house. Some of the ghosts are aware of phanclub because a few of them have been interviewed (aka clumsily interrogated by random teenagers who are sometimes trying to speak ghost speak). Some of them are getting invested despite themselves. Dani finds out and immediately joins phanclub (at least online) and adds as much wild fuel to the runormill as she can. Vlad isn't sure how to respond to this. He's also... jealous. Of a teenager. But why did he never get afan club, or an elaborate backstory theory, or memes? Can he make himself more appealing to the youth of today somehow?
Dawg im so making a fic out of it now.
@scaehime get ready ur getting written in this au phantom. (If that's okay)
@spectralstardustandphantomnights ya aint safe *plottingscheming*
Obsessed with that one mention of the phanclub trying to find the family that consistently returns to the ski slope cause lots of families pick a ski slope they love and always return to it. There will be so many families that return, and we never know whats going on in strangers lives so its totally possible one family will stop coming with their son.
I feel like someone would bring up the point that ghosts wouldn't age so we don't know how long phantom has been dead for and say they should look into ski accidents in the past or look for a missing child report from not just now but in the past as well
Why do I feel worse about this fake death for Danny than his REAL one??? Like why does this just seem so much more tragic to me?!
Also now I need to read a fanfic where this actually is how he died and all the theories are true and all that
I think it’s genuinely hilarious that the fandom has managed to find this much stuff to support a theory that’s been headcanoned for the characters to have, like of course people did all that, lol!
What if the fact that so many people believe this is what makes it true? Like how mythology changes throughout history, the mythology of Danny Phantom changes, and since he's a supernatural being, it actually changes how he remembers events. Suddenly he starts getting these memories of going skiing with his family. He remembers them meeting their old college friend at the resort. He remembers that college friend inviting them to stay over. He remembers waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this guy leave the cabin. He remembers following.
He doesn't remember going back.
Kon: Bart, there's something we need to tell you. Tim and I are dating.
Bart: I've known for the last few years. You two are inseparable.
Tim: Years? We've only been dating for a few weeks.
Bart: Then what the hell were you doing before that?
Tim, after working on a case for 72 hours straight
Kon: I like your new shirt!
Tim: They were 50% off.
Kon: I'd like them better if they were 100% off.
Kon: *Winks*
Tim: The store won't just give away clothes for free...
Kon: Thats's... not what I meant.
Tim: That'd be a terrible way to run a business, kon.
Tim waking up after a nap
Oh god he was flirting
One tight hug would solve their problems i think
Fic idea where Jason starts noticing weird things about Tim.
Like, sometimes when Tim got really hurt, he'd giggle. It was short, and not loud enough to draw attention, but it was definitely there. At times, Jason thought the boy might be a masochist; that was the only explanation.
Another thing is that Tim got weird around the color green. One time, to get back at him, Damian dyed Tim's hair green, and though Tim definitely retaliated, they didn't see him outtisde of patrol for a week. Dick went by his room every night around 9, and if that wasn't a blatant check in, Jason didn't know what was.
The more Jason looked, the more he seemed to notice. Tim's almost unnatural pain tolerance. Tim flinching when a gun went off in an action movie during movie night. Tim counting his fingers after a particularly rough patrol. Tim avoiding responding to calls near Arkham unless there was absolutely nobody else.
Jason wasn't really concerned about it – they all have traumas and hang ups, what else is new – until he saw Bruce's reaction to Tim calling him "Daddy." Tim had been reading case files during breakfast, and hadn't moved to send them upstairs despite Bruce's nudging. After they were done, Bruce told Tim to move it to the Cave, earning a "Yes, Daddy."
Jason almost couldn't breathe from excitement, he had been so ready to tease Tim mercilessly. The only thing that stopped him was the look of pain in Bruce's face. A quick flash, short and so unguarded, easily lost if you weren't Jason.
Tim stood frozen in place, not a single muscle so much as twitching in his face, which had lost all color. Bruce gets up immediately, taking hold of Tim's hand the way one would a child.
"Let's go," he said softly, leading them into the Batcave without so much as a word to Jason.
Jason is shocked. He immediately goes to find Dick, telling him to spill what was wrong with Tim. Dick is confused, Jason lists out his observations, and Dick gets more serious as he listens.
Dick sighs deeply and asks him to sit down.
That's when Jason learns about Joker Jr.