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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

andreablog2

The whole concept of worms being in apples kind of fell off but I think it’s such a good first lesson for kids. Like just being aware an Apple could have a worm…that was really formative for me

an-ambient-girl

one of the great texts of the modern era

jame7t

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

jame7t

no hope for you even at all

toskarin

biden reportedly achieves "hyperlucidity" during debate, sees it all

toskarin

BIDEN: listen here jack, I'm not saying there's no god. that's, ah, that's not what I'm saying. what I'm saying is that there's an evil god and it woke up first, and we mistook its malignant presence for divine radiance, crawling towards it on our stomachs, man

TRUMP: folks are you hearing this guy

toskarin

[BIDEN TURNS TOWARDS THE CAMERA]

BIDEN: we've been burying them wrong

soapsquare

crazysodomite

taxus-fraud

Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?

omtai

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

guerrillatech

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THANKS

when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.