Fresh out the tomb

HI I'M NIKKI /18 /NEW YORK CITY /STILL NOT FAMOUS/wolfwatch2k15survivor

[linda-belcher]

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.

[bella-edward-cullen]

I love how in twilight Edwards all, “I can’t be close to you” and Bella is all, “this is enough” then fast forward a lil bit and she’s like, “All I want is dick, kill me if you gotta”

[inzika]

Don’t like it? Become God

[thefactsofthematter]

my favourite ever literary trope is “you want me to be a villain? i’ll show you a villain” that shit gives me goosebumps and given the right context also turns me on

[thefactsofthematter]

i hope all the horror blogs that keep reblogging this post know it was about regina george in the mean girls musical

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[powerfulwizard]

$2,000,000 bank account balance as his first picture and Sasuke cosplay as his third

[mjalti]

God doesnt speak to us anymore bc of fear inspired by this entity alone

[straightboyfriend]

[starlightshoe]

no matter how random your invader zims and your narutos were cheese from fosters home for imaginary friends was on another fucking level

[disloyaltoafault]

trying to read this sentence was like trying to walk up a flight of stairs and tripping on every single individual step

[married-to-amazement]

[coughloop]

very telling of tumblr to denounce and attack monarchists but praise and devote themselves wholly to Princess Peach, a known war mongerer and imperialist

[airframeextender]

she baked me a cake

[ragstone]

Someone: are you ok? Me: *does the feel good inc laugh*

[blackberryshawty]

Scorpio antics

[unfollowfriday]

who does this to their sister over some dick lmao

[blackberryshawty]

It’s not even about the d; it’s about being petty and settling a score TBH

[hecarim]

What kinda score is being settled to ruin a life like dis

[blackberryshawty]

She knows what she did

[pissvortex]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

[fallenangelfish]

this is UPS driver erasure

[onlyblackgirl]

I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.

[witchpsychiatrist]

OH MY FUCKING GOD AFTER TWO YEARS I GOT THIS BLOG BACK

Holy shit I’m about to go through every like and every message that I haven’t seen in 2 Y E A R S

[witchpsychiatrist]

First impressions:

My likes are BLAND

I had 3 people who I cut off send me messages that I was meant to receive over a year ago but now are very irrelevant🤷🏻‍♀️

My followers and dash are so beautiful wow

MY FUCKING SIDEBLOGS

I was out when I had this blog but now I’m so much gayer

@lyssalovescookies @imwaitingforyoudoctor can you believe this shit

More updates to come

[witchpsychiatrist]

OH MY FUCKING GOD AFTER TWO YEARS I GOT THIS BLOG BACK

Holy shit I’m about to go through every like and every message that I haven’t seen in 2 Y E A R S

[grimelords]

text your crush "hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P"

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