[sparrowposting]

"if you worry, you suffer twice"

Brother, I am inventing new types of worry and ways to suffer thrice. Perhaps even FOUR times.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

[oysters-aint-for-me]

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

[kv4i]

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

[bogleech]

"you only deserve food and shelter if you contribute to society" says people living in countries where nobody's labor actually feeds or benefits their neighbors anymore but exclusively benefits the companies keeping the food and shelter behind the artificial paywalls

You're not nomads relying on each other to hunt and gather anymore, you're talking about stocking shelves for fucking wal marts

And even the oldest societies on earth all took care of the elderly or sick anyway

[caroline-vibecheck]

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

[molabuddy]

how miis stand when you make them say hi to eachother for no fucking reason

[jovialgnomejpeg]

ragebaiting my miis by feeding them a single stray pixel

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[catchymemes]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from beef strokin off (@/ tavia_cw) reading: i'm simultaneously tired of this grandpa and aware thats too damn bad /End ID]

[vixvigil]

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

[important-cat-pics]

[fangorn-forest]

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

[batbetbitbotbut]

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about