Leon S. Kennedy Appreciation Society President

[witdtrash]

Happy Pride to everyone who questioned their sexuality because of this guy

[nealsbian]

Rhett has said before he licks his lips a lot because he has dry lips. And licking them is a habit but it only makes it worse. So I'm still wondering why he doesn't just carry a lip balm 💔

[witdtrash]

Why doesn't he just *kiss* someone who's wearing lip balm? He has options.

[witdtrash]

How many times have you cried in the past year, and about what? I'll go first: Once, just now, at the end of Chris' campaign in RE6.

[witdtrash]

"Have I met you before? You look like a guy I used to get railed by on the reg."

- Chris Redfield (speaking to Jake Mueller in RE6)

Very real, verbatim quote

[witdtrash]

I always look down my nose at people who clap at the end of movies in the theater or when the plane lands, but I clap at the end of particularly good segments of video games

[doomsdayoption]

You could ask a hundred people and I don't think anyone would correctly guess the name Rhett has written here.

[witdtrash]

Who, the guy whose autograph looks like this?

[pixiemage]

Hey there! Just a friendly reminder/PSA from your friendly neighborhood Pixiemage!

“Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” is too often (incorrectly) used as a cover-all tag, on fics ranging from Vaguely Uncomfortable to Serious Shit, as a replacement for any intense tags relating to the story. People will use it to say “Holy shit guys some INTENSE SHIT happens in this story” without actually saying what that Intense Shit™ is.

In actuality, the “Dead Dove” tag is meant to be used in addition to other warning tags. Pulled from a scene from the show Arrested Development (look it up on YouTube!), it means “Hi! Hey! I labeled this fic to warn you of what’s in it, so you might REALLY want to read those labels! This fic is exactly what it says on the tin! The tags are accurate! Don’t say I didn’t warn you, because this is me warning you! Read the tags!”

So before you accidentally use the “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag without context, here’s your preemptive lesson for next time. Please tag your fics accordingly! Ta!

~ Pixie

[witdtrash]

Ah yes. My favorite platformer...

...RE4 (2005).

[witdtrash]

You can't leave Ashley behind.

Aw man. I really, really want to, though. 😞

I just want to run away with my loving boyfriend Luis and be happy forever. 🥰

[witdtrash]

I love when I wonder if I'm the only person who ships it & find that I am definitely not.

[witdtrash]

And again

[witdtrash]

I finally started RE4 remake, and man.... those two boys are in love from minute one

[witdtrash]

Jill Valentine is a certified baddie. I can't stop fantasizing about her.

[zoestorm]

Hey I have a question for y'all.

From where you are right now, could you reach the nearest sea or ocean by foot in less than a day?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 30

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[witdtrash]

#four hours down the creek

[witdtrash]

The flag of the Republic of Morp

[witdtrash]

I'm in love with Leon, but I would also wife up Jill

[lallyloo]

[notmakingablog]

Petition to change the name of the show to Good Mythical Foreplay

[witdtrash]

Do these two occasionally look at AO3 and think, "This has really slowed down. Let's light a fire under the fanfic writers' asses"?

[witdtrash]

Have you ever beaten a video game boss after 7000 tries and been so happy that you thought you might cry?