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Life as seen through the eyes of a fairly hip dude from suburban Chicago. Blowjobs don't apply to me. I'm Javy. Who are you? "Every human being in this room must be worth a great novel. What is the life story of that man?" - Kurt Vonnegut (Breakfast of Champions).

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Do Your Fucking Research *Nicki Minaj Voice*

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Wow… Lmao.

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Some people threw white paint on it a few years back.

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They want to be a victim so bad.

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Fun Fact: That’s a statue of the fist which Joe Louis used to knock out Max Schmeling, Hitler’s favored heavyweight boxer in 1938. Schmeling won the 1st bout by knockout in round twelve, but Joe Louis came back in the follow-up match and laid him the fuck out in the 1st round.

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Fun Fact: Schmeling was hated by the Nazis for losing to a black man and for having a Jewish manager, and he hated them right back, stating in 1975 that he was glad he’d lost the fight because the thought of  the Nazis using him for propaganda purposes sickened him. He also personally saved the lives of two Jewish children and later became lifelong friends with Joe Louis.

So maybe don’t refer to him as “Hitler’s favored heavyweight boxer”…

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Thank you for this additional info!

Reblogging this for the added facts and so people know that Schmeling wasn’t a Nazi or Nazi collaborator and was in fact a good man

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Imagine hating Nazis so much that when you get beaten up your response is “Good, now they can’t use me as a role model.”

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Reported Bigfoot Sightings

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Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

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“and all of a sudden you feel very small” damn right

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IT JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED AND SAVED

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please, if you are able, do what you can for the asiatic lion. donate, get involved, spread information. there are only about 300 left in the world, and they all live in Gir Forest National Park in India.

the african lion is also estimated to be extinct by 2050 due to habitat loss, sport hunting, and loss of their prey base to the bushmeat trade. these beautiful creatures could be extinct in our lifetime. the next generation may not ever have the chance to see these creatures, there will be no more cute lion vines, there will be no more documentaries, there will be no more zoos or sanctuaries containing lions. there will be no more lions.

if you have any love for nature, any love for animals, any love for life, and if you care at all about the permanent loss of a species, especially one so beautiful and iconic, if you care and if you are able, please donate to help save lions.

The Lion Conservation Fund

The African Wildlife Foundation

The World Wildlife Foundation

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Not relevant to my blog, but my inner nature lover is calling

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Saw someone once posted a review on a book that said lions dont live in India; sad that some people dont even know they exist.

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We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

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I was talking with someone who wanted me to illustrate their webcomic.

Me: It sounds like an interesting project. What was your budget for art?

Client: Budget?  I’m not paying you at first, but once we get going and money starts coming I’ll make sure you get paid.

Me: Well I can’t work for free, I’m currently working on some art commissions for other people and since they are paying me they take top priority. Have you considered raising some funds, or doing a Kickstarter?

Client: YOU’RE REALLY ASKING ME FOR MONEY? I’ll have you know that as a freelance writer I’ve gone by months without any pay, so why should YOU get paid if I don’t get paid?

Me: Well you’re clearly doing freelance wrong if you’re not getting paid.

Client: (blocks me)

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why does every father have the emotional intelligence of a flea

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toxic masculinity

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Not my dad, shut it

[mychemicalnations]

Okay it’s great that your father doesn’t fall into this category - my father doesn’t, either - but I don’t think that’s a very good reason for telling others to shut it.

[spoekelse]

Because it says “every father”, and I’m not here for that. I’m not here for making that an expectation, or making it normal. Some fathers, maybe. Not every father.

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if your father was so great why’d he raise such a dipshit

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Lmao thought he was gonna kiss her on her forehead

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😂😂😂

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Dennis Rowe © White cat atop one of the pylon supports of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, January 1957

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bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

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That’s it’s aura

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25 years of ads peeled away

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A warning

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tomorrow

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