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[witherskelly]

HAPPY ART FIGHT

im late but im HERE and i have a new username but im still HERE come attack me pretty please bats my eyelashes at you very cutely in a way that makes you want to kill me dead (art fight style) ok bye ily

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[tokkibean]

nothing reveals typos better than the ao3 publish button. who needs spellcheck honestly

[highliet]

steps to win anyone over (never fails)

- say you're interested in their favorite thing and want to learn more

- be honest and tell them if you don't like a condiment they use or a drink they pick so they know you have a personality different from theirs

- ask for music recommendations

- don't talk about your favorite things yet unless they also like them

- when alone, look them up on google, full name + current location + current job location if known, if there seems to be a realtor or chain store manager who shares their name then add -realtor or -kohls to the search

- don't forget to look on any social medias! if you share acquaintances, go through their following list and check for your victim new friend

- everything you learn can be used in future conversations to impress your new friend!

- ask for movie recommendations!

[mysillycomics]

i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

[selkypostergirl]

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[ronartesian-deactivated20161106]

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

[woodmeat]

damn an u how old now?

[flunkett]

its kinda funny how ur entire future depends on how well u did in school as a teenager so they expect u to revise and do ur work and grind as if jessica isnt shit talking olive and bethanys situationship cheated on her with your best friend that youre in love with and also trisha is calling you to tell u that she needs u to buy her vape juice and also your third friend group that month is falling apart and your teachers dating a student and lmanberg just blew up so really its all fucked

[44-axyer-44]

NOTICE FOR PSYCHOTIC PEOPLES LIKE ME AND THE NEW TOMODACHI LIFE: Please please pretty pretty please be careful while playing Living the Dream, esp if you’re currently unmedicated!!!

The game treats the Miis like they’re real people and makes zero mention ever that they are not, and only ever refers to them and their POV as if they are real and you are their caretaker! While playing this honestly messed with my head pretty badly at times and made me worry a lot on if I was hurting real people/not doing enough for real people while I was playing!

I cannot imagine how much worse this would be for someone who’s unmedicated, non-dormant, or experiencing breakthrough symptoms! Do please be careful and PLEASE remember to have a way to reality check yourself while playing the game!!!

Also: If you’re not psychotic, please reblog this anyway!!! It may not seem like a big deal to you but these kinds of things are REALLY important to know for us psychotic folk in a world that is both hostile and negligent to us and our needs!!!

[tazetta]

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

[littlebigplanet]

what

[tazetta]

when you're there you're family

[bahari-official]

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

[awesomebutunpractical]

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[librarycards]

thinking about how when i was maybe 8 i told my parents i wanted to spend my life advocating for childrens' rights because it wasn't fair that even our own rooms weren't our own we couldn't lock our doors we had to make beds for parents who wouldn't sleep in them do chores for homes whose future we had no say in....they laughed and promised me i'd change when i got older. i said no, this is tyranny, i pronounced it wrong because i'd only ever read it. they laughed some more. i'm just thinking about it.

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[aro-throughyourchest]