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we're not kids anymore.
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$LAYYYTER
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@wizard-cladinsocks
Choose a less orthodox magic school to specialize in
Aurumancy
Astromancy
Urinomancy
Legomancy
Mancymancy
Dancymancy
Fancymancy (this one's just Illusion magic with less broad application)
Cuntjuration
None/Bald/I Cast Anti-Magic Field
Legomancy.
Of course.
Sometimes being a disembodied pair of floating magic sock puppets is great. Amazing even.
Issue. I get lost so easily. Where am I??? WHY ARE THE WALLS BLUE???
Are you lost in the dryer dimension?
THE WHAT DIMENSI-
*insert sounds of vertical rotating wizard agony*
Sometimes being a disembodied pair of floating magic sock puppets is great. Amazing even.
Issue. I get lost so easily. Where am I??? WHY ARE THE WALLS BLUE???
Personal gold stars
i like to think im a good person for having some of these stars :o)
Okay, I've gotta admit there are some pretty good curses in this book, but I still think there has to be a better name they could have chosen for it than "The Cursealogue".
Oh, I know this one! The writer was cursed with shitty book titling.
The Hexicon
someone took m damn "potion that makes you glow and is also radioactive" what am i supposed to do now????
I cast fireball
*hurls flaming bowling ball at your face*
wait wait wai
dude when i get my powers you are gonna be so shapes*
*bad ones
plz dont turn me shapes* ill behave i swear
*bad ones
dude who in the wizard council put protein powder under the “banned spell components” list, what spell even uses that.
Body building ones I think...
[impersonating america] i cast college debt
you have superpowers based on your pfp, are they good?
yes
no
fuck yea I'm op
meh
they're aight
bad, really bad
I'm not sure how to interpret this
technically...
results
It's wizard time
carbonated beverages are filled with a mysterious posion that makes you burp
Yummers
Home is where the homunculus is
The homunculus took my house keys.
._.
I SUMMON- oh what is that thing I didn't summon that oh fuck what's wrong with it why is it pulsing like that oh fuck oh fuck kill it kill it kill it it's suffering please kill it
-Necromancer fumbling at a slumber party
The lion does not concern himself with the proximity of his teammates when he casts fireball
Nah, no dex saving throw needed. The Lion perishes in the flames as Wod (Wizard God) intended.
New Year’s resolution:
Cast more spells
How's it working out so far?
Interesting Perma Spell Idea
"Now you see me, now you don't!"
You can teleport as long as you are not being observed (cameras count as a form of observation), but you can only teleport to unobserved places.
Great news! It enforces plausible deniability on most teleportation trips. Technically, they didn't see you teleport. I'm sure that will hold up in Wizard Court.
Bad news! You can easily be prevented from escaping containment by being filmed live!
Good news again! If you are in a one on one fight, just wait for them to blink! If you can't, you'll know they brought an audience.
You can do partial teleports. Say you hide your hand in your pocket. That hand can teleport to another unobserved location. Just make sure no one peaks in your pocket or you will lose your hand.
Imagine being home alone and trying to teleport out and being unable to.
You may not teleport now, there are enemies nearby.
