cleaving your bitch in twain

Izzy (they/he) | newly hedgehog autistic | poolverine | NSFW | k/s 🖖 | elder fujo | big lizard enthusiast | fanartist/fic writer | perpetrator of wizard violence | 🔞in my 30s🔞 | 🍉

[wizardcrowe]

BOKUTASHI WAAAA

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[tastylemonbread]

[your-fave-pokemon-with-a-gun]

Klefki with a gun? Where would they hold it? Through the hole? With a key?

All of the above

[anxeious]

[depsidase]

[homunculus-argument]

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

Starting a collection

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[fairytalebang]

My Promise to You

written by @suguriiao3 & illustrated by @wizardcrowe a Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, Suguri | Kieran/Haruto | Florian fanfic

After a strange encounter in the forest and a short notice visit from Florian, things start to go awry for Kieran as he starts to slowly lose his memories. Will Florian be able to help or is he destined to be forgotten forever?

Read the fic & see the art on AO3

[wizardcrowe]

My Second Collab for the fairytale bang is out!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! Go read it!! Its so cute and fluffy and absolutely FILLED with pokémon! 🖤✨🍎

[becuzitisbitter]

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

[ladyananas]

2 sentence horror story

[depsidase]

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[daryldixonn]

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

[cosmicbow]

“Your fanfic idea is so cringe” I know isn’t it brilliant

[sweetheavenfics]

So excited to offer a little sneak peek of my fic for @fairytalebang !!

If your curiosity is piqued, please read the whole story on July 20, accompanied by 2 awesome illustrations by the amazing @wizardcrowe !!!

[fairytalebang]

The Black Lagoon

Written by @sweetheavenfics & illustrated by @wizardcrowe A Free!, Sousuke Yamazaki/Makoto Tachibana fic

When wounded soldier Sousuke Yamazaki arrives in an unwelcoming region surrounded by legends of witches and monsters, the mysterious loner Makoto Tachibana is willing to help him. Exiled from the village, it seems even he has his secrets.

As Sousuke settles down in his new home and forges a deep friendship with Makoto, the dark atmosphere of the shire becomes increasingly hostile, threatening to destroy the new life Sousuke is trying to build. Is there a way to restore the peace between good and evil before it is too late? And what is the secret that Makoto is hiding?

Read the fic & see the art on AO3