WLW Ship tournament

Previously @blorbo-blender

[wlwshipofalltime]

HI HI HELLO HI

So

Im going to be running a ship tournament of completely wlw ships

Im hoping for a nice large even number and, of course, while I do have some ships of my own to put in I'm really hoping for suggestions from you!

So, my asks will be open and I will take on as many as I can. Feel free to add your reasoning and, if you think I might not know who they are, explain them a bit to me.

I do have some rules though:

I will only accept wlw ships - this includes if one or both are bigender or genderfluid as long as they are at least partially or for periods of time female

I will accept pairings of adults and pairings of teenagers (we love young love!) But I will not accept adult/child pairings.

I will not accept incestuous pairings. This includes pairings that are related by blood and pairings that are related by law (step-family, adoption ect.)

I will not tolerate bullying for any of the ships requested. Furthermore this isn't a place for ship discourse, its just a fun little round of polls

These rules are mostly for my comfort! Ultimately while I have my qualms, your enjoyment of ships no matter what they are does not affect anyone else and therefore causes little harm, as long as boundaries are respected.

About me:

Hi! You can call me Loki/Lee and you'll most likely know me from having about 70 blogs along with my main @watchoutpaul-hemightkickyourhead. I use It/They pronouns and I am openly a woman lover.

Graphics by @i4baizhu and @stamprequestie

[wlwshipofalltime]

I have a list of forty ships! It might be very pixalated

[wlwshipofalltime]

my hubris got the better of me

this failed. Disastrously. Because I forgot to do it

Entirely my fault, but I don't wanna delete this blog or these posts.

So I'm repurposing it! Yay!

Lots of love

The blorbo blender

[wlwshipofalltime]

I spun a random object wheel!! What will you give your blorbo?

A zipper

A cat

A toy soldier

A chicken

A bag of popcorn

A can of chilli

A container of pudding

A spool of string

A children's book

A box of markers

A fishing hook

A pencil

Voting ended onApr 11

https://spinthewheel.io/random-object-generator !

[wlwshipofalltime]

I just realised people who put "for me" buttons don't vote on their own polls and so I just feel a bit odd now but yeah I always vote on my polls I like it

[wlwshipofalltime]

Do you think your blorbo has ever done theatre

yes

no

My blorbo is a theatre (wow)

Voting ended onApr 11

[wlwshipofalltime]

Would you say your blorbo is a good person?

Yes

No

Something imbetween

Voting ended onApr 7

[wlwshipofalltime]

Can I request Rocky the Eridian from Project Hail Mary (a book by Andy Weir) to be blended? :)

(Went with a photo from the film rather than a more accurate/cute fanart bc I didn’t want to use someone else’s!)

I added Rocky from Project Hail Mary to the blender

Once it is full, I will blend

[wlwshipofalltime]

YOURE BACK!! On Jesus’ rebirth day.. did you die and come back as a zombie too.. I’m not Christian idk how the whole thing works. Are you zombie Jesus now

no but I'm friends with vesus

[wlwshipofalltime]

the dawn machine from fallen london perhaps? questionably sentient eldritch artificial sun :)

the sun :) the sun! the sun the sun the sun thE SUN THE SUN THE SUNTHESUNTHESUNTHE—

Im... scared...

I added the dawn machine from fallen London to the blender! My hands are very burnt.

Once it is full, I will blend

[wlwshipofalltime]

Its his time 🐐

Can you add my little teddy bear pretty please 🙏

Its his time indee- heyy

Hey stop fighting back-

GET. IN. THE. BLENDER. GETINTHEBLENDERGETINTHE-

Phew

Bastard.

I added Ted Spankoffski from The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals to the blender!

Once it is full, I will blend

[wlwshipofalltime]

you will notice! That there is another thing in there

This is because

I meant to queue this

The timeline of this post is fucked and that is very fitting for ted spankoffski

[wlwshipofalltime]

Its his time 🐐

Can you add my little teddy bear pretty please 🙏

Its his time indee- heyy

Hey stop fighting back-

GET. IN. THE. BLENDER. GETINTHEBLENDERGETINTHE-

Phew

Bastard.

I added Ted Spankoffski from The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals to the blender!

Once it is full, I will blend

[wlwshipofalltime]

How tall is your blorbo?

3 apples tall

Blorbo ≤1'

1'< blorbo ≤4'

4'< blorbo ≤5'

5'< blorbo ≤5'5"

5'5"< blorbo ≤5'11"

5'11"< blorbo ≤6'3"

6'3<

Um. Big.

Voting ended onApr 6

[wlwshipofalltime]

Does your blorbo celebrate Easter?

yes

no

Yes but they aren't Christian

No but they are Christian

Voting ended onApr 6

[wlwshipofalltime]

giving my blender a gift in these trying times

(Adding some genuinely amazing graphics by @idog-graphics to the bio)

[wlwshipofalltime]

is your blorbo?

yes my blorbo is

my

Mybl

Is

My blorbo is not

(Not)

(not)

Is?blo

Tumblr user blorbo-blender are you okay do you need a hug...

b l o r b o

Voting ended onMar 9

[wait-what-was-i-going-to-say]

give tumblr user blorbo-bender a hug

*hug*

I gave blorbo-bender a hug

blorbo

blorbo hug bender

blorbo huge bender

*hugs*

Voting ended onMar 16

[wlwshipofalltime]

🥺

[wlwshipofalltime]

guys I will say the blender is on the fritz 😔 I really don't wanna put it down and get a new blender but it seems to be struggling in this month of march

It wants to try trudge through guys

Send your hopes and prayers for the blender 🙏