nice butt

you can call me queen Bea

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[depsidase]

[a-subscription-box]

me: not only is the world on fire, but the worst people in the world are actively adding fuel to it. i have depression and probably adhd and a touch of the 'tism. the best outlook i have financially is the chance my girlfriend wins the lottery. so there is no way that a little bit of exercise will fix my mood

me when i get a little exercise:

[4outof20]

on god

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[dogpuppy]

[silly-geesei]

what if you were having a BAD DAY at WORK and then your LESBIAN SITUATIONSHIP said NO FIREWORKS DATE let’s keep it CASUAL and then you got invited to a FURRY CONVENTION

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Brand new sentence possibly

[fuckedelf]

I been tryna pleasure myself but it’s hard cuz of all the suffering in the world

[mtf-the-gathering]

"gender is a social construct": fairly easy for leftists to understand

"race is a social construct": a bit harder to swallow for some but still reasonable

"mental illness is a social construct": this one gets you hate mail in your inbox

[pomrania]

Tags by @smoreofbabylon:

#i was talking with a professor once about feeling ambivalent about having an adhd diagnosis #and he (the most adult adhd man i have ever known) said #‘stars are real. constellations are not.’ #and i think about that a lot in relation to my own mental health diagnoses #these names and meanings we give to clusters of observable phenomena (in this case symptoms) #the stars are real! #but the constellations are socially constructed.

[dogpuppy]

[thememedaddy]

[despazito]

The world of ultimate advertiseing

[gaytanic-panic]

I feel like every year the girl names get more boyish like what do you mean you are a teenage girl named Ian??

And this leads to an escalation on the boy name front where like, once upon a time shit like Hunter was something parents in the Bush era made up to reassure ppl there was no fag shit going on with their kids and now the most famous trans woman in country is named Hunter so p soon we are gonna need to call the boys shit like Blade and Laser

[gaytanic-panic]

I'm gonna be teaching in 2030 and all the girls are going to be named Arnold and Connor and all the boys are gonna be named Gun

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

sorry but gun is already a girl’s name

[sylestial]

Spring Truther Affirmations

spring is real

spring has happened before

spring will happen again

spring is coming

spring is on its way

it’s going to be spring soon

spring is not a myth

spring is not a false memory