I'm nothing

Kyrstin // 26 // Michigan

[writing-prompt-s]

"You're a vampire?! Why can I see you in the mirror then?!" "You idiot, mirrors haven't been using silver since the 1950s!!"

[saywhat-politics]

And this is exactly why they hate fact checking.

[jedi-bird]

Fire trucks are not being turned away because of emissions. They are being sent first to a checkpoint to get an inspection and maintenance check, because traveling long distances can cause things to come loose on fire trucks. Most are cleared immediately for use; those that aren't are fixed and sent out to the fire lines as soon as possible. Why is this important? Because a fire truck breaking down while on the line puts everyone in danger. If a truck breaks down, the crew could be over taken by the flames and die. I've seen fires where it's happened and I never want to see it again. No help will be turned away, the state just wants to make sure they are safe.

[bowiecadmium]

Oregonian here. The state fire marshal is fucking PISSED he’s having to waste time and energy explaining this. He’s so mad he’s had to take resources from his office to correct this information over and over. And he’s been very vocal about that. A lot of Oregonians are pretty fucking pissed too.

The inspection was standard and completely welcomed and planned for by both California and Oregon.

Fuck the people who do this. We have enough issues with conflagrations in both of our states we don’t need this too.

[curoopeez]

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

[xxcosmicaura]

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

[lioram]

um................... can i help you

[frutiguro]

[sosuperawesome]

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[pointedahead]

This is so fucking cute.

[rebootera]

[setheverman]

i love this so much

[grimbrother]

this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.

[ghettogotth]

“she’s LITERALLY me”

[dkc-quotes]

what is going on what is happening

[angelicguy]

you’re on the beach passing by one of those airbrush t shirt kiosks that have a million unlicensed characters on them but you see one with your exact face and name on it and he won’t sell it to you

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

hand to fucking god the woman in front of me in line at starbucks just ordered a venti ice water with 3 pumps of chai

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i would like to expand upon this: the barista was very nice and talkative and funny and his nametag said Jackson so hi Jackson. the lady gave her order and he walked away to get the water then sort of wandered back with an empty cup and was like “okay, so - ive never made this before - so you want the uh, water on top of the syrup? syrup at the bottom, and then ice water?” and she said yes and he went through the 7 stages of grief in about 1.5 seconds and then made the drink. i did not see it when it was done

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

[shadowpeople]

free soup

[annabellioncourt]

you’re going to be so, so cursed.

[specialstarfish]

free soup

[nalshiradraws]

[hahawhore]

[vampirefaun]

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

[stimman4000]

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[deathwarlock]

[conceptualsolitude]

concept: we wake up one day and nature has grown decades overnight. we can’t remember where the roads used to be. in some places the trees are so tall and thick we can barely see sky. the grass hasn’t been mowed in years. how quiet everything is now

[almost-always-eventually-right]

this post singlehandedly slowed down my heartrate