The Waffleblog

im woffle ! | He/Him | suffering from ADHD | I'm just a really inept college student who doesn't know what he's doing half the time. I draw occasionally and just reblog whatever I want on here.

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[paper-mario-wiki]

one of my favorite things that's happened during my playthrough of Subnautica 2 so far:

this fish, the Marrowbreach, is labelled to be (and upon basic observation, appears to be) very dangerous and aggressive and scary, so a lot of the time spent interacting them is specifically spent avoiding, or trying to escape them. they have a very specific, telegraphed attack where they launch towards the player in a super scary way.

however. i noticed that despite their scary appearance and loud growling noise, they don't actually do much damage when they attack you. and so i thought to myself "am i categorizing this unfamiliar social activity as aggression? am i being reductive towards how this creature actually operates? am i sure it's not just playing with me?"

and i was right.

[storm-of-feathers]

LIKE if you love the water slug

REBLOG if you love the water slug

IGNORE if you hate good things like water slugs

[pikaole]

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

[disgruntledseagull]

Thanks for looking out for the lesser beasts OP. I didn't realize this but I am glad to know.

[monster-bugs]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[joldfish]

"I'm not a furry"

[bagool-the-wizard]

Somebody ate a hole in the flour.

Any idea who it could be?

[twipsai]

@rabbithaver

[sillayangel]

how did senshi say this with his mouth

[transmechanicus]

We just fed her a [telepathically projects the image of a delicious meal into your head], so she's not going to be hungry at the moment.

[lokaror]

women love my charm, grace, ogres strength, ogres club, ogres sentiments and ogres body

[anarchistmemedistro]

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[isuggestrevolution]

me too

[peachdelta]

Contradictory to itself

[mothsprout]

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

[delestre]

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

[undeadentropy]

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.

[minotaurapologist]

The creature displays some unique shapes

[picsfromsiberiangirl]

Beast.

[microsff]

"That creepy guy is here again," my boss hissed.

I looked to the pinball machine in corner. A lanky man in overalls and a soft hat was playing.

"You're making a fortune from the old coins he's using. But I'll have a word."

Later, I told my boss the guy worked as a ferryman. Why'd he get so pale?