Im Wolf

took it personally because I never would’ve done it to you

[godlessondheimite]

[catchymemes]

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

[heatandapathy]

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

[fairygothprince]

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

[littlecofiegirl]

All I see are Good Pupps. 

[chaosroid]

All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds

[peashooter85]

A dog named Beanie wearing an anti-coyote vest

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/beanie-the-dog-coyote-vest/577540/

[babyanimalgifs]

The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

[peachychip85000]

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

[kakaphoe]

too smoll

[geekwithsandwich]

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill

Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off

They are perfect and I love them

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

[ayellowbirds]

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.

(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)

[whosafraidofvirginiawoolf]

mary shelley: pours her heart and soul into the creature's ability to eloquently express his deepest and most painful feelings to frankenstein through literal pages and pages of speech

modern media: makes the creature unable to utter anything but grunts and scary sounds

[evilscientist3]

Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material

[cowboy]

X

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

please explore this place with me. the 3D walkthrough has completely shattered my mind

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

I’m in distress over the carpeted urinals and tandem shitting rooms

[official-lucifers-child]

“blue lick road”

carpeted urinal

cat spotted

this place is a maze????

how did i end up over there

mmm dead end

or is it?

it is not there is another room

oh i went in a circle

cat haha

[tiny-crecher]

literally LOOKING at that made me claustrophobic but

i found the bathtub :)

there’s also no way this place follows euclidian geometry

[rosalinastan]

Here’s the floor plan for the basement/ground floor, if it gives you any inkling of what you’re in for here

the house is in four distinct sections. There is no way to access the second portion of the top floor without walking down a half flight to the entryway, down another half flight to the ground floor, finding your way through the ground floor into the second portion of the ground floor, then up a different flight of stairs to access the second portion of the top floor

update: there is a fifth segment of this house and i have no idea how to get in. i think you might have to go outside, it’s in between the two main floors.but it doesn’t seem to be a garage…

[bobacupcake]

the 3d walkthrough has been removed and you can no longer reach the bathtub even through the regular room tour because the room right before the bathtub was filled with girls gone wild dvds and the agent thought it was too inappropriate to display

[uroko]

Shoyoen garden, Rinnoji Temple

[trzmieli-deactivated20230329]

my boyfriend, playing warframe: my shotgun fires slugs tha-

my brain:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lluviagf]

RB FOR GOOD LUCK!

[midvalkyrie]

On the 50th Anniversary of Scooby-Doo let us celebrate the musical group of goddesses known as the Hex Girls (x)

[butchflirt]

[goodtimeswithscar]

LETS FUCKING GOOO

[shiftythrifting]

I’ll have what he’s having

[senritsu]

I hate the whole backlash like ‘you say touch starved but you actually just mean horny’ NO I mean when I was getting my hair cut there was a moment where the hairdresser tilted my head to the side and the top of my head brushed his chest and my brain short circuited with endorphins because it thought I was being held

[kitty]

brown cat - rarest color in the world <3

[celadoncruising]

My dog was Gary for halloween. She greeted trick-or-treaters like this.

[muchanimals]

I love her

[pularia]

Okay so we have this rusty old thing in our one flower bed that would make an awful noise when you turned it and Buck Buck absolutely hated the sound of it, freaking out every time, wanting to somehow fight it??? Anyway I haven’t turned the Sphere of Rage for several years now and figured I’d see if it can still work its great and terrible magic.