Wolfie V.2

Rose. She/Her. Lost my old Tumblr in my first psychotic break :(

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[fishfingersandscarves]

coughs. night's watch

[rosie-dear-rosie]

Dunk and Lyonel are the ultimate autism x adhd couple with their beautiful bald audhd son

[abyssaldyke]

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

[denlilleskilpadda-deactivated20]

Im actually going fucking insane elia and myriah the palestinian inspiration just everything somebody fucking SEDATE MEE

AND FUCK RHAEGAR I WISH ROBERT KILLED YOU MORE PAINFULLY BITCH

[fishfingersandscarves]

dunk of the north... duncan of house mormont...

[sicktransitgloria]

It’s trial by combat between Lyonel and Dunk, and it’s gone on longer than most. Nearly an hour of swinging heavy shields and dodging each other’s blows. They’re both exhausted but Lyonel won’t yield. Dunk offers him the chance, offers it again, pleads with him. The erstwhile Storm King is adamant, he only laughs, parries and continues pressing Dunk to do more, do worse.

Dunk had feared it from the beginning, that Lyonel meant this to be his own end. He’s sure now that it’s true, but he cannot bear it. He can find no words to persuade his beloved friend-Dunk the Lunk, words were never his strength. He couldn’t think of them when he was fresh and clear-headed, even less so now. So he turns from letting his mind scramble for the words to fix this, and lets his body take him back, back to the joy, the love that his feet never forgot.

He brings a foot down on Lyonel’s, pure muscle memory, stomping hard. The storm lord looks up at him with wide, wild eyes. He yields.

[dr0ptheguillotine]

such bad quality but lyonel apologising to the chandelier is very dear to me

[meanao3thoughts]

a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

[ghostsinks]

thinkinggreehrgrgrgr of

dunk who travels with arlan everywhere, not just the reach. maybe they make it all the way up north and somehow somewhere arlan gets injured. so instead of dying outside ashford meadow he dies in the service of some northern lord who doesn’t care much for the chivalry of knights from the greenlands but sees a big lad with potential and says ‘yeah we can make something of you’

so dunk is trained by northern warriors, dressed in furs, maybe grows even bigger and stronger with the weather and food these people are giving him like a prized aurochs, just to see how big he’ll get. idk im just imagining grizzly bear like dunk who is still that same good lad at heart who dreams of being a true knight.

so. for whatever reason, dunk travels with a small group of northern men (maybe with some men of the wall looking to gather recruits) and ends up at a tourney not unlike ashford.

perhaps a name day celebration for a certain heir who sees this warrior from the north who is so clearly not like the other men he’s with. so if the man wants to be a knight so badly, who is lyonel to say no?

tldr. dunk from the north who just wants his shot at a joust or something (maybe does some brawling on the side) and catches the eye of lyonel

[chaoticvintagelesbian]

Posted the first chapter of the multiship time travel fix it AU :3 (it's also a soulmate AU)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81624026

[cestpasfaux24601]

AKOTSK GIF MEME: ↳ [1/6] Scenes

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[princessaelora]

if there is ONE (1) targaryen lyonel “the only good dragon is a dead dragon” baratheon would make an exception for it’s definitely not baelor or maekar, nor is it daeron. it’s not even egg. it’s neurodivergent legend rhaegel.

lyonel has probably been to king’s landing a bunch of times and if he saw a prince dancing naked around the red keep he’d be like fucking finally someone who knows how to have a good time and join in. and like rhaegel is both mentally ill and canonically kind and gentle and a sweetheart to everyone, so he really can’t be blamed for anything his family is doing. so yeah. lyonel will trash the targaryens all day, but if anyone talks shit about rhaegel he’d be like man stfu that one’s my homie.

one time maekar overheard that and that’s why he can kinda begrudgingly respect lyonel. rhaegel defenders solidarity.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m ok w/ horror, gore, action, violence, suspense, dystopia etc but you make me read/watch anything involving 2nd hand embarrassment? i cry & shrivel up like an abashed tumbleweed

[kujakumai]

I fucking love yugioh’s transition from horror to shonen genuinely 

“hey so what’s the plot of your manga” “a young boy obtains a cursed ancient artifact and becomes possessed by the spirit of a vengeful lich king who begins to enact vicious, often rigged death games on those who are cruel or dishonest, raining bloody, karmic revenge across the city” “oh sick what happens next” “well then he gets really into magic the gathering and they do that for the next 40 volumes”

[catchymemes]