[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[happybirthday-unusannus]

Happy 5th Birthday to

“Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN”

[commonmexicanname]

When I die, scientists will connect my brain to a projector and this video will immediately play like a film real from the 1960s.

That's how rent free this video lives in my brain. And can you blame me? Look at the faces Mark makes as Ethan learns to saw.

Precious boys.

[forestgloss]

prev gets it on a level like no other

[octoberalllover]

[afloweroutofstone]

[candyredterezii]

[cat-sword]

I love Techno fanart

(u/krumblekat is artist)

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[gloamses]

oh yeah? well [puffs out my feathers to make myself look huge and scary]

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[happybirthday-unusannus]

Happy 4th Birthday to

“Making Soda With Literally Anything But Soda”

[archie-not-really]

I mean it was obvious from the start

Pee Soda would have to come eventually

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[thoughtportal]

I hope we all make it

[ayy-junipei]

Yarn holder

[ayy-junipei]

The slurperrr...

[muppet-sex]

[countably-infinite-rats]

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[orson-nadir]

I used to be a smart, capable young woman who dressed modestly and thought she’d be an art teacher or an otherwise useful contribution to society. Now, I’m a hairy fat guy who dropped out of college and wanders through life half-baked and eager to indulge in every vice his gluttonous heart desires.

[khajittink]

Bruce coming up to Dick and Tim (Jason isn't at the manor), they just point at Damian. Damian was learning from Alfred and Jason to impress Jon 😉

(Anyone currently running a batfam socmed AU feel free to steal this 💜)

[stealingyourbones]

The Best Penne alla Vodka

This restaurant-quality penne alla vodka recipe is wonderful for easy entertaining or a special weeknight meal! It's ready in just 20 minute

That kid was onto something, this shit looks delicious

[lord-momonga]

*September 1st on Tumblr*