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I drew this parody mashup of pokemon and the silent hill universe 11 years ago and all the comments back then were just confused because they didn’t know silent hill was about personal psychological monsters or subjective unreality (and they also thought these were specific silent hill characters instead of made-up broad parodies. Maybe I just made the one trainer look too much like actual james) But I dunno maybe 2023 tumblr gets it??????? who knows!!!

doyouknowwhatimeme

cyborgraptor

wolfman1138

The only proper reaction is agree and chase the driver with the fork.

kinerxy

Feralytosis

The werewolf disease

Different specimens of the primate order can be affected by this rare sickness.

The main symptoms are a total change in the anatomy of the body, increase in size, elongation of the muzzle and a great appetite for meat, preferably of the species of the infected subject.

lýkos-protanthropos Primordial Were-man.

The Protanthropos is a cuadrupedal animal with great intelligence and are very sociable, they're often found in big groups or tribes, ruled by a dominant (Alpha) pair.

These creatures can spread the sickness throught bites and corporal fluids, altought the percentage of surviving a direct attack of any of these beasts is close to none.

lykánthropos Homo sapiens lycaon.

The illness is believed to have spread to the human world when the outcast Lycaon started his reign over Arcadia, Greece.

Starting generations of disease that stretches into modern times, despite this, werewolves are nearly extinct due to the extensive hunt made by humans.

(top to bottom) lýkoseráida & lýkosnános

These are examples of small variations of the sickness, these are rather exotic due to the spreading method of the disease.

these creatures are often formed by experimentation rather than a natural contagion.

wishuponastarion

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

mxdotpng

everyone always asks "where did you get that information" and "why are you covered in blood" but nobody ever asks how was the time loop was the time loop fun it looked fun

wolg-fang

hi mutuals! In case no one has told you today: you are capable of unimaginable violence 💜 💫 🤗

wolfman1138

I needed to hear this.

trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2

vampire and werewolf bfs sharing a romantic dinner with candles and shit but it's some unfortunate guy who's getting drained of blood and having meat ripped off his bones simultaneously

casting a spell

what kinda spell? :3

whatever you want :)

waow so much potential.... i think i will cast a spell of.... having a nice time :)

evilwizard

haha nice spell you two have got going on here… mind if i add a little something?

melynnwaters

yeah sure what's that evilwizard?

evilwizard

oh nothing too sinister don’t worry about it it’s just the BLOOD BOAR!!!!

BLOOD BOAR !!!!!!!

mcnerds

And then everybody had a nice time, the end

mtfautoandrophile

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

mtfautoandrophile

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

nightmarecleric

this post reads like a drunk text you’d receive from a werewolf

fangorn-forest

vampire vs. skeleton. what's the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn't have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.

clinical-manners

Me: the differential of holly and viper-root versus holly and wolfsbane is why we can't have a perfect werewolf repellant, as the variation between European, African and American werewolves is enough so that only local producers can create the best for the area.

The Static Ghost trapped on the CD-rom across the room: KRISKRASCRISKRAWKRISTIR

Me: that's a good question, and I can't say I know the answer. It is likely just the similar feeding habits between vampires and werewolves.

evil-minion-82

*taking down notes*

the-modern-typewriter

i love your writing so much! could you write something about a villain proposing that the hero works with them, and if they do they'll get half the world once the villain rules it. (maybe the hero is appalled at the mere suggestion that they'd surrender their morals so easily, but it's up to you!)

"Once I rule the world," the villain murmured, "I will give you half of it. Providing, of course, that you help me. Work with me."

"There is no way in hell I am ever doing that."

Did the villain have concussion? There was surely no other reason they could possibly think the hero would ever say yes to such an offer?

"No?" The villain tipped their head, gaze piercing. "How much of the world do you think you can save from me?"

"Excuse me?"

"How much. Of the world. Do you think. You can save from me?"

The hero's jaw clenched.

"More than 50%?" The villain asked. They moved around the space, circling like a good predator, trailing their fingers along the edges of furniture. A smile curled their lips.

The hero refused to pivot and watch them.

It took the hero a moment to be able to speak, airless with the horror and the repulsiveness of that soft-spoken suggestion.

"I'm not trading half the population of the world to you." The hero's fingers curled, nails digging into their palms. "That's - that's -"

"So how many more will die instead?"

"I'll save them."

"You're talented, but you can't be everywhere..." The villain stopped in front of them again. "I only need to hit someone once to kill them. To save them you have to be there over, and over, and over again." They shrugged, stuffing their hands in their pockets. "The odds are stacked in my favour."

"If they were so stacked, you wouldn't be offering me 50%."

The villain laughed quietly, shaking their head. "Is it so difficult to believe I don't enjoy unnecessary bloodshed?"

"Yes."

"Is it so hard to believe I don't want to unnecessarily shed your blood?"

The hero opened their mouth to say 'yes' again, only to find the word catching in their throat. No, that one, for whatever strange reason, they could believe.

"I don't want to rule a graveyard," the villain said. "And you don't want to lay waste to the world trying to stop me. This seems like an elegant solution."

The hero could taste bile in their mouth. "Or I could kill you. As you say, killing someone is a one time job compared to protecting everyone."

"If killing me was that easy, you would have done it long before now."

"That's why you're offering me 50%." The hero felt dizzy. "To persuade me not to kill you. Because I could - I could -" It wouldn't be easy, but they could.

The villain's expression hardened.

"What do you reckon my chances are?" The hero stepped closer, jutting their chin up, heart pounding. "More or less than 50%?"

"You're making a mistake."

"You would say that, given the circumstances."

"It's not just me," the villain said. "Half the world would give you the power to protect so many more. Maybe they run from my half to yours. Maybe you can do more than fire fight monsters, you can build something good, something lasting, something better. A safe haven. You'd rather be a murderer?" The villain raised their hand, ghosting their knuckles along the hero's cheek. "I know that's all you've wanted. I am not offering this deal to mock you, to be cruel. I know what you believe in."

The hero froze, almost hypnotised by the brush of the villain's hand, by the words, by the intensity in the villain's eyes.

"I'm sorry," the hero said.

"Yes." The villain dropped their hand, face flickering with something like 50% heartbreak. "You will be."

evilwizard

how do i join the evil side of the wizarding world?

Step 1: consider a villainous title! as a first step, try putting “evil” in front of your url. asking your friends to start calling you “evil [your name]” in real life wouldn’t hurt either!

Step 2: don’t just talk the talk, walk the walk! start putting yourself first more. practice self-care. cut anyone who doesn’t treat you with respect out of your life, and never yield any respect to authority based on title alone

Step 3: now that you’re a villain, try dressing villainously! the ideal evil outfit is either skintight or nebulously amorphous, mostly black, with bright, venomous highlights in your favorite color, and plenty of pockets for daggers and vials <|:^)

Step 4: start working towards the abolishment of the United States government.