Max Verstappen will save us all.

Katz — She/Her — F1 and other stuff. Spanish and English with a pinch of French ― In this blog we pray to St. Max Verstappen

[wombatchase]

[wombatchase]

Do NOT disrespect queer history this way. (Comparing Kimi and George with Brocedes)

[night-piece]

"Patrick Bateman is gay, let's argue" by Zane Parker

I had to share this vid because...

1.) It is so well-made and incredibly funny

2.) It has a criminally low view-count

3.) the target audience is right here lmao

💋

[wombatchase]

Can ANYBODY‼️‼️‼️ edit the club scene so that "All The Things She Said" plays when the camera points at Shane and "Ya Soshla S Uma" plays when the camera points at Ilya?? I HAVE A VISION

[tinseltownie]

I simply cannot get over this new trend of posting fic screenshots and links on twitter.com is everybody okay

[wombatchase]

To everyone in SH, ED and such communities: You are a fucking asshole if you put your "tOxIc mOtivAtiOn!!1!!" on the RECOVERY TAG. Y'all wouldn't stop bitching if people started leaving recovery things on y'all's tags.

[wombatchase]

This is such a big reference to one of the—if not the—biggest scenes in gay history. Brokeback mountain CRAWLED.

[wombatchase]

I got infected by the Canadian funded hockey yaoi

[offical-wikipedia]

90% of tumblr*

*myself included

This is almost all of my in real life friends for some unknown reason

( @the-haiku-bot )

[wombatchase]

"haha monster's inc—" THE SYMBOLISM‼️‼️‼️ THE ACCIDENTAL SYMBOLISM‼️‼️‼️ KEEP TALKING I'M SO CLOSE

[velvet3lunee]

dear f1 graphics ppl, I DONT CARE WHAT THE GAP TO LEADER IS!!!

[scuderiamint]

the original dotd merchant can do it all ✨

[just-a-red-been-bread]

Mexico gp

let's go babyyy

[leclerclegacy]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with a second q3 run

[verstappenalty]

imagine rehearsing a little speech you think is guaranteed to work bc everyone hates max, right? and then you give the speech to #1 max haters sky sports and you're like wow I did great I even almost cried!!! and then you see your boss texting everyone like HIS OPINIONS ARE HIS OWN I DO NOT SHARE THEM and you're like hmmm and then people on instagram are calling you whiny and you're like hmmmm and then the next day max verstappen says hi guys I am having a baby :) does anyone have anything they want to say to me :) and everyone is like wow aren't you so happy for max? he's the best he is going to be such a great dad can't imagine saying anything bad about him right now that would look TERRIBLE :)

[cruorcrave]

F1 Drivers on radio: You guys are ****ing ridiculous. This is bull****, I am sick and tired of all of you. This strategy is ****ing **** and I swear if this continues I'm going to ****ing crash this ****ing stupid *** ****ing car. I am this ****ing close to ****ing quitting. **** all of you.

F1 Drivers in Instagram posts: Not the best race today, disappointed with the results but we are steadily improving. Strategy was great and the pace was there, just need to get a bit more comfortable with the car and make some adjustments. Thanks to the team for your consistent effort. See you next weekend 🏁

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IT'S NOT TOO LATE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX❗❗❗❗

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me after editing my own post an hour later bc I didn't leave an even amount of space between the pictures: