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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
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@wonderwoona
incorrect quotes: the joker meeting robin for the first time
joker: THATS A CHILD
robin: AND THATâS AN UGLY PIMPLY BITCH !!
joker:
batman:
harley:
assorted goons:
robin: yup, iâm 9⌠but thank yew. *roundhouse kicks*
link to original vid here: https://youtu.be/m6gb4U_Gsvg?si=ix4bYMAzwlqtJvPt&utm_source=MTQxZ
reject love triangles (2 guys in love with one girl) and embrace love triangles (2 guys in a homoerotic situationship in love with one girl)
me: wow, i thank god every day that dc is owned by warner bros and not a diabolical, exploitive excuse for a company that ruins every media it touches (đď¸đď¸) !! that would be diabolical !!
my brain: âŚbut youâre never gonna get a star wars elseworlds comic run, with bruce as a mandalorian, clark as a jedi, and diana as a nightsister
me: âŚFUCK.
âŚyeah to be honest i think i destroyed with this one
god gives his bravest battles (untagged batcest) to his strongest warriors (me seeking fluffy batman related fanfiction)
i need to see talia al ghul and bruce wayne as circe and odysseus. I NEEEEED TO SEE IT.
(the entire concept of gotham is penelope lol)
A CONTROVERSIAL TAKE
my confrontational take is that the most non-confrontational, made up ship within dc is alfred/the waynes. that shit is CANON, and everyone iâve spoken to about it has been on board, despite the fact that weâve never truly seen these people interact.
why ???? itâs canon
1. alfred, given all his loreâ˘ď¸, decides to willingly live in GOTHAM, and (wait for it) NEW JERSEY, instead of quite literally anywhere else for these people. i am from the uk and i have been to new jersey ONCE. the defining moment for me was that i had to tip 10% on a SELF-CHECKOUT machine. it broke me. it was a paradox. i havenât returned since.
2. martha and thomas, rich ass people who probably revise their wills on a weekly basis, literally CONSTITUTE that alfred should be bruceâs legal guardian instead of like, idk⌠family? (understandable given bruceâs extended family but cmon)
3. alfred spends the rest of his life devoted to bruce, and raises that boy AS HIS OWN, despite the fact he literally has a child lol
4. in a way, he feels so guilty for their deaths, that he aids batman. HE WANTS VENGEANCE FOR THEM. HE WANTS THAT TO NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. just like bruce
5. thomas and marthaâs grandchildren are his grandchildren
6. âŚthat might be it but genuinely none of this is sloppy evidence. THIS SHIT IS CONCRETE.
incorrect quotes; pov: the batboys handcuffed, shackled and about to be murdered by the entire rogues gallery
jason, lamenting: ugh, so many REGRETS!
damian: i just wish i couldâve seen bts irl :/
dick: âŚwe could do some of the songs for you
tim: yeah iâm down
damian: really? thatâd be great
only dick, off-key: smooth like- câmon guys
dick, jason and tim, off-key and grappling with their impending doom: smooth like butter⌠a criminal undercover, umâŚ
*silence*
damian: âŚyou donât even know all the words.
i feel like itâs so fitting our first look at superman in the trailer is him literally crashed out and bleeding. his whole character is about how despite being an alien, hes just so GODDAMN HUMAN. he gets hurt, he gets mad and upset, he loves his dog, HE LOVES SO DEEPLY đ
SUPERMAN (2025)
prepare to be sick of my ass when this comes out
this is genuinely for a long ass post i may or may not finish so please respond
examining both his platonic/romantic relationships, does bruce wayne give off, like, a gay vibe?
yes
a tiny bit
no
heâs metrosexual (is that a thing in gotham lol)
the decision to make damian a doctor is genuinely an excellent idea bc at the end of the day a big part of his character is ultimately feeling as if he has to honour his family. I donât necessarily think that he has to give that up to change and grow as a character- in fact becoming a doctor quite literally is the inverse of his horrible childhood. it literally demonstrates the extent to which he wants to prevent harm to others, when he literally started out as an assassin.
besides i know bruce was smug as fuck towards talia lmaoooooooo
ďżź
talia: you donât understand- he MUST honour his grandfatherâs legacy.
bruce, choking back tears: yeah he fuckin will đŤĄ
Both Ra's and Talia are doctors so he is still honoring the Al Ghul legacy.
Talia's first appearance is when she was in Med school.
okay while true, neither of them are like, currently working professional doctors who genuinely aim to preserve life like thomas wayne was. i donât see talia or raâs taking the hippocratic oath anytime soon, or being like, chill about it if damian was going to đ
still a cool way to honour both family legacies though !!
the decision to make damian a doctor is genuinely an excellent idea bc at the end of the day a big part of his character is ultimately feeling as if he has to honour his family. I donât necessarily think that he has to give that up to change and grow as a character- in fact becoming a doctor quite literally is the inverse of his horrible childhood. it literally demonstrates the extent to which he wants to prevent harm to others, when he literally started out as an assassin.
besides i know bruce was smug as fuck towards talia lmaoooooooo
ďżź
talia: you donât understand- he MUST honour his grandfatherâs legacy.
bruce, choking back tears: yeah he fuckin will đŤĄ
2 hilarious dc moments that need to be discussed more
2. dc being relentlessly attacked by fox news because they changed supermanâs âfight for the american wayâ motto
⢠in a historical context, like, i can definitely see that he was made to embody that whole american dream thing. but NOW? idk itâs kind of tired
⢠what makes me laugh is that these people would probably hate superman in real life
⢠people like to say that clark kent and by extension his family, are republicans. how guys. HOW. BRO IS AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT.
⢠ma and pa kent literally were out here committing some kind of fucking immigration fraud, buying a birth certificate off the black market type of deal to explain the existence of their alien son. clearly willing to ride or die
⢠along with this, they managed to raise an angel of a human being, and never treated him as weird or âotherâ despite the fact that heâs literally an alien who can fucking fly
⢠clark himself? well, clearly has extremely left wing views because a) is an immigrant b) grew up working class c) lives in an extremely urban area and d) is an english major. i truly doubt bro would be into fox news
1. dc confirming that canonically, batman does not perform oral sex
⢠now this⌠this is a case that doesnât sit right with me.
⢠bruce wayne has a reputation for being a flirtatious womanising playboy. so what this means is that a) heâs been pretty bad at sex this whole time (hilarious) or b) heâs a pillow princess. dc both options seemingly cramp the image youâre trying to craft for him my guys
⢠yknow whatâs even fucking funnier. oliver queen canonically does in the comics. take that bruce wayne
⢠âKunnulingus and killing, the two things he wonât do.â
4 pieces of media that i personally think would re-kill jason todd (but i donât elaborate)
4. the movie everything everywhere all at once
3. this album
2. red dead redemption 2
1. frankenstein by mary shelley
assigning bruce wayneâs top 10 AO3 / ships a 2024 meme i feel fits
do i like all of these ships? NO. tbh i was shocked and appalled by the SELECTION.
1. Superbat - those lisa frank dolphins
2. Batcat - just like, the concept of dress to impress
3. Batjokes - hazbin hotel
4. Dick/Bruce - literally saying âwhat the sigmaâ
5. Bruce/Jason - the unknown.
6. Riddlebat - âyou think you just fell out of a coconut tree? you exist in the context of all in which you live and came before you.â
7. Wonderbat - the chill guy
8. Batlantern - girl, so confusing
9. Brutalia - four seasons baby (damian?)
10. Bruce/Tim - that dude who attacked a judge
pov: the flash and superman are both midwestern
*at some kind of justice league christmas party*
barry, about to set a casserole down: ooph! beep beep!
clark, also about to put down a casserole: hahaha, beep beep!
barry, slightly more passive aggressive: ahahahahaha. beep beep. lemme just go right in there-
clark, even more passive aggressive: ha. ha. ha. ha. beep beep. lemme just scoot right past you real quick :)
barry: âŚi think i said, beep. beep. :)
clark: *intensifies his passive aggressive smile*
barry: *also intensifies his passive aggressive smile*
hal: oh my god can one of you please just call the other a slur and be DONE WITH IT.
