*whispers* I'm gonna fill my life with more jazz.
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*whispers* I'm gonna fill my life with more jazz.
"The tin soldier stood there dressed in flames. He felt a terrible heat, but whether it came from the flames or from his love he didn't know. He'd lost his splendid colors, maybe from his hard journey, maybe from grief, nobody can say.
He looked at the little lady, and she looked at him, and he felt himself melting. But still he stood steadfast, with his musket held trim on his shoulder.
Then the door blew open. A puff of wind struck the dancer. She flew like a sylph, straight into the fire with the soldier, blazed up in a flash, and was gone. The tin soldier melted, all in a lump. The next day, when a servant took up the ashes she found him in the shape of a little tin heart. But of the pretty dancer nothing was left except her spangle, and it was burned as black as a coal."
~ Hans Christian Anderson's The Steadfast Tin Soldier
DreamWorks' bootyful traditionally animated films! :')
i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean
holy
friggin
shit
i still think HORSES are big but
would you
just
cOULD YOU IMAGINE
FUCK
Man + invention of the wheel = dinosaur's clever pet hamster
that is exactly what i’d do if I were a bear.
Did the bear eat the parents' flesh cupcake too? Post states only the parents fled the room.
“We are here to serve & protect”
FUCK THE POLICE
protect and serve the FUCK out of you.
Dogs raised on love make damn good cops.
Studio Ghibli | 1985 - 2014
After recent rumors of Studio Ghibli closing their animation department and the low box office numbers for When Marnie Was There, it was time to make an appreciation post for a company that has created true movie magic again and again. So, thank you, Studio Ghibli. Hopefully it isn’t good-bye just yet. Studio Ghibli is no longer producing animated films. So here’s to you, Ghibli, and everything you’ve given us.
I feel like I’m gonna cry.
When Studio Ghibli was established, I was six days short of being three months old. I got into Studio Ghibli watching Kiki's Delivery Service one day when I was nineteen years old. Now it's ten years later, I still love Ghibli and hearing it's possibly going to close breaks something in me. ;_;
LETS PLAY A GAME. It’s called: Who directed it TIM BURTON or HENRY SELICK
We’ll start with the 2009 Laika film Coraline based on the novel by Neil Gaiman. Do you know who directed it? Burton or Selick?
Did you guess yet?
If you guessed Henry Selick, you would be correct. Tim Burton actually had absolutely nothing to do with Coraline at all in anyway ever. Reminder: Tim Burton has NOTHING to do with Coraline. At all. But that was an easy one. Let’s go to the Walt Disney Pictures adaptation of Roald Dahl’s novel, James and the Giant Peach next.
Think you got it? Are you sure? Better double check…
Oh, look. It’s Henry Selick again! Tim Burton actually interacted with this project, though only as a producer. Bet that was tricky… Next one! Let’s go to the Disney/Touchstone Pictures film Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Have you guessed it correctly? Have you really?
Yep that’s right. Even Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas was directed by Henry Selick. Though Burton wrote the poem and created the characters in which Nightmare was based he didn’t have much interaction with the project beyond that. At the time he had already signed off to direct the film Batman Returns and did not want to be involved with the “painstakingly slow process of stop-motion animation.”
Looks like it was a trick quiz. But now you know Henry Selick, whom people rarely know of is responsible for many of the most well known stop-motion animated films. The more you know!
This isn’t even being qeued. This is just being reblogged, because some of you still don’t understand who directed Coraline.
Burton didn’t even have a TANGENTIAL connection to Coraline but because it was advertised as “from the director of Nightmare Before Christmas” and people think Burton directed Nightmare (or even wrote the script or did much of anything but visit the set off and on) they still equate Coraline with him.
The same thing happens to “9” because people don’t get what “produced by” means.
"Though Burton wrote the poem and created the characters in which Nightmare was based he didn’t have much interaction with the project beyond that."
Didn't have much interaction? He kicked a hole in a wall in reaction to someone saying Oogie Boogie would be Dr. Finkelstein the whole time and the doctor pops out of the sack at the end of the film so Oogie Boogie and Dr. Finkelstein were changed to being separate characters for the finished film.
Giant Gummi Bear dropped into boiling Potassium Chlorate
YES
I love his reaction
like, “Yeah bitches we gonna do some sciOH SHIT TOO MUCH SCIENCE ABORT ABORT FUCK”
TOO MUCH SCIENCE
Watching this, I couldn't help thinking of Judge Doom dunking a red toon shoe squeaking in horror into his Dip.
I would like to share this beautiful passage with all of you, it’s long, but worth it. And I swear to god I didn’t alter any of this.
….
Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which is seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.
As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm. “Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.” Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently. Hilda looked at him expectantly. “Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room. Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.
….
DICK
ANEURYSM
GALLOPING ABS
Who told this lady she could write?
Why did she ever stop?
IT GETS WORSE THE FURTHER IN THE PASSAGE YOU GO OMG
i fukcing lost it at meat wand
OH MY GOD
I’ve read junior highschooler’s smut that they wrote for the first time that’s better than this, this is too funny.
So I’m never going to be insecure about my smut writing skills ever again….
i FUCKEN CANT! what… ….. … WHAT? ???????
This is hilarious! I want this in a comedy romance film and the narrator is reading the scene word for word while sitting somewhere in the bedroom watching the scene happen before his/her eyes.
i wish when i felt threatened or angry or embarrased my hair would do the expandy fluffy thing like in ghibli films
I wouldn't like my hair doing that. I wonder what made Ghibli decide to make people's hair in those films bristle like a cat's.
"Despite having borne two children, a boy and a girl, Lourdes' body was unmarked, well shaped and still very firm. Tall, almost as tall as her husband, she was quite slender except in those places a woman should be more full."
from fiction book "Carnifex" by Tom Kratman Daydreamer!
A marvelous short film I found on Youtube that looks like an elaborate shadow puppet show. Good story and the god has an awesome design!
So I went back to the abandoned duck warehouse today
Congratulations, you've stumbled upon Penguin's hideout!
I saw this post (http://chrawrizards.tumblr.com/post/82662719237/asktheundeadroyals-15-seconds-of-all-the-songs) about syncing a bunch of different songs to this "Frozen" gif: Whilst listening to the audio clips of various songs in that post, I thought of a different song that would sync well with the gif. The music from the part in "Super Mario Bros.: The Movie" when Mario and a handful of kidnapped women escape captivity by sliding through frozen pipes. The name of the song is "Speed of Light" by Joe Satriani
jesus
i just keep laughing at the babies strewn about the room
congratulations it’s a lego
Legos really captured the essence of babies: screaming useless blobs.
Many moms can't wear the Lego father's expression because they'd be harshly criticized by society so they wear it on the inside and turn to the Internet where they can post anonymously that they love their children but they want more out of life than the mundane routine of childrearing.
I love that someone made animation for this hilarious Dane Cook skit.