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23 | she/her | This is a gay establishment. All people are welcome but while in this building you are a guest of the gay community. If you are not comfortable with this, do not come in. If you cause disturbance, you will be asked to leave and you will not be allowed back on the premises.

[doctorhoe]

[underground-cry]

[marrcartney-deactivated20230330]

There’s a wikipedia editor somewhere right now with the queen’s page open

[eightsyllabledelay]

[lgbtmi]

[oneheadtoanother]

[glumby]

[kuutamosonaatti]

novelty earrings (1955)

[sarahsartistportfolio]

@diner-doll

[lionfloss]

[underthenerdhood]

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

[peterdrabbit]

So chivalry IS dead?!

[underthenerdhood]

you win best response to this post 

[alarmingpenguin]

She's right and I'm scared

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This implies a liquid form of bread

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

Beer

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

FUCK

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Well done, everybody

[casgirl]

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

[casgirl]

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

[deathwarlock]

guy who has the cilantro gene but doesn't notice/care because he also likes the taste of soap

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

[english-history-trip]

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

[un-unpopular]

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

[zooophagous]

This is so fun its just like Jenga

[thementalistscandidate]

Confession: My mom had the piano sheet music for ‘Piano Man’ by Billy Joel and I taught myself a bunch of it and she also used to play while I sang and it formed some of my fondest childhood memories. That’s not the confession. The confession is I was like, 8 at the time and the only version of “stoned” I’d ever heard of was “to death” so for the longest time, I thought everyone was chilling at this bar, singing along with the piano man, while in the corner the businessmen were getting viciously stoned to death and I never questioned it.

[tsscat]

quick someone colonize britain while they're weak

[tsscat]

ireland youre right next door

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Bad day to be the former PM of an island-based constitutional monarchy

[07242024-deactivated20240725]