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when your mom says she ordered pizza for dinner

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I feel this is really under-appreciated.

thalass-ophobia

Hey this is denver

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When your friend takes your food

theproblematicblogger

Hey guys so Christmas is coming up and if you want to get your friends or family a mildy amusing gift you can get them a smiths t shirt for a reasonable price.

Buy it here.

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After receiving so many inquiries about my tongue split, I decided to write a blog to answer some of your questions.

First off, let me begin that if anyone is considering getting this procedure done to please go to a professional with experience and good results. There are so many hackers out there who “learn” how to perform extreme body modification procedures from YouTube videos and then try to practice it on others. Your body is your temple, so when you are decorating it make sure it is done properly!

The body modification artist I went to is named Steve Haworth and he lives in Gilbert, AZ, which is a suburb of Phoenix. I found Steve through his documentary “Flesh & Blood” which can be seen on Netflix. Finding Steve and his work opened my eyes to a world I had no idea existed yet always wanted to be a part of. Steve had already performed a few other procedures on me in 2011 which included pointing my ears and implanting six star-shaped subdermal silicone implants on my shoulders and back. I made my appointment to split my tongue on Sept 18, 2012.

Many of you ask why I would do this do myself? And I ask you, why not? It is not mutilation if done properly by going to a professional. It is also very easily hidden so I was not worried that it would affect my professional appearance any more so than getting a new tattoo that can be hidden under clothes would. Most people don’t know I have it unless I show them. Pain from modifications does not scare me as I have a high pain tolerance. I used to have my tongue pierced twice but had to take them out because I kept chipping my teeth. My tongue felt naked so I decided that splitting it would be a fun thing to do.

The procedure itself was very simple and took less than half an hour from start to finish. I visited Steve and his assistant Mandi at their office in Gilbert. Steve numbed my tongue with ice before the procedure to help numb the pain. Once my tongue was completely numb, Mandi pulled out my tongue with some medical tools to keep it in place while Steve cut my tongue with a scalpel. He also cut the frenulum below my tongue to give me additional length since my tongue was really short and would barely extend past my lips. There was no pain during the cutting procedure surprisingly! When he was finished cutting, Steve sutured each side of my tongue so that it heals more efficiently and placed a piece of gauze in between the two pieces. I was instructed to keep the gauze in my mouth for two weeks to that my tongue doesn’t grow back together.

Not gonna lie, once the excitement of the procedure was over and my adrenaline started wearing off I felt the pain rushing in. The pain was almost unbearable for the first week. My tongue was too swollen to keep my mouth closed and it was nearly impossible to swallow. I had to have a bib to catch the drool and blood that would seep from my mouth. Trying to eat was comical and sad all at the same time. I lived on tomato soup and Odwalla C Monster for those two weeks. Cleaning the wound was very important since I could not take that piece of gauze out (which was pretty gross because it absorbed anything I tried to eat) and had to mouthwash multiple times a day.

After the first week the swelling subsided enough for me to be able to eat more solid food but it was still slightly painful. After the second week it was basically healed. I had experienced some regrowth and went back to see Steve a few months later to get it cut again. The procedure the second time wasn’t as invasive and healed quicker than the first time. I still have regrowth but I probably won’t cut it again for a while because it is very inconvenient to not be able to eat or talk for a week.

One thing I learned after splitting my tongue is that if you couldn’t do any cool tongue tricks prior to having a split then you probably won’t be able to do anything cool after the split either. It did not provide me with any new super powers. Believe me, I have tried. I have sat in front of the mirror many times practicing, drooling all over myself, and thus far I have learned to control one side but not the other. I will keep trying but I am not too worried about it.

It will be two years this month since I split my tongue and I do not regret it one bit. I know many people find this underground culture of extreme modification weird but my aim in writing this blog is hopefully to educate people and help them not fear the things they don’t understand. You cannot judge a person with modifications and assume there is something wrong with them simply because you don’t understand why they do the things they do. That is ignorance at its best.

Hope this answered everyone’s questions!

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there he is

victorious

you might wanna turn down your headphones for this one

lord-disick

memewhore

That’s why some of them can barely walk.

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so i googled “boobs with faces” because i thought it would be funny??

and this popped up???

and im like what the hell these are just some really good art portraits of presidents why do they come up when you search boobs with faces

and then i realised

there are boobs????? painted??? on their faces????

wh y????

WHAT THE F UCK

A R EYOU FUCKIN G KIDDIN G???????????????

wise-emperor

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Cat Burger

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Relevant and necessary

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sullacat

New from J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore’s Army Reunites At Quidditch World Cup Final

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Important things to take away from this:

No one has managed to buy the Daily Prophet and fire Rita Skeeter (why? it’s well worth the money).

Harry is still living an active and adventurous life years after Voldemort’s defeat (I knew he was an adrenaline junkie).

Ron is going bald.

Harry and Krum have kept in touch over the years and are, presumably, still good friends.

The wizarding public knows about the Horcruxes and that the trio destroyed them.

Hermione is a rising star in the Ministry of Magic (like that’s a surprise).

Luna is as eccentric as always, and has made peace with her dad.

enduredean

u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not.

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

i always have a double chin.

i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up

i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count.

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while.

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face?

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.