I will do what queens do, I will rule

Made in the 90's

[wordsaresimple-imnot]

Masterlist

American Horror Story

AU!AHS multi-chapter

War meets Death - Michael Langdon x O/C Female **Currently on pause

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Band of Brothers

Drunken Confessions - Bill Guarnere x F!Reader (1st person POV, male and female) one-shot, fluff

The next day - Bill Guarnere x F!Reader, Drunken Confessions pt 2, one-shot *smut*

Green Dress - Bill Guarnere x F!Reader (1st person POV, female) one-shot *smut*

Pen pal's - Bill Guarnere x F!Reader one-shot, fluff/slight angst

Truth or dare - Joe Toye x F!Reader (1st person POV, female) one-shot

The game continues - Joe Toye x F!Reader, Truth or dare pt 2, (1st person POV, female) one-shot *smut*

That final line - Joe Liebgott x F!Reader one-shot *smut*, fluff & angst

Oil and water - Joe Liebgott x F!Reader (1st person POV, female) requested one-shot *smut*, angst/fluff ending

Body heat - Joe Liebgott x F!Reader (1st person POV, female) requested one-shot, *smut*

In her arms - George Luz x F!Reader requested one-shot, angst/fluff ending

Leverage

New Hope - Eliot x Reader one-shot/drabble

[tokyomanjihoe]

me forcing myself to do things that make me feel better

[desolationlesbian]

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[greenleavesandwarmbreezes]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[drops-of-universe]

don’t play it cool, be passionate and insane

[starlitsequins]

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

[professional-rat-eater]

Daniel: I need you to do something for me.

Armand: There is not a thing in this world I would not do for you, save for end myself, only because it would mean we would have to be apart and I cannot bear even the very thought of such a notion. And even on that, I’m open to being convinced. But only for you.

Daniel: I just need you to help me make this YouTube short about Lestat fucking his mom.

Armand, who can recall a time where modern science had yet to be born and it was widely believed that the earth was at the centre of the universe, suddenly so hard his dick might explode: ᵃⁿʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵃⁿᶦᵉˡ

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[yodaprod]

Farwell Dr Grant

Sam Neill 1947-2026

[reticent-vampire]

The Vampire Lestat 3.06

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

Haladriel according to one tumblr user tumblr tags (insp.) happy birthday @alinaastarkov!

[dreamf7re]

a knight of the seven kingdoms costume appreciation: gwin ashford

[pedrospascaled]

SAM REID as Lestat De Lioncourt The Vampire Lestat | S03E04 - The Devil's Road

[sugarcarnation]

really struck by how claudia grieving madeleine seems to be the thing that gets most to lestat during the seance. he only starts to cry when claudia tells them that she can’t find her companion, that’s she’s been alone this entire time. and of course this is what would get to him. the thing he fears the most is loneliness. so knowing that his daughter found a companion only to lose her again in death. it’s devastating

[romeinexile]

screaming, crying, throwing up. the babygirl mama's boy to tragic death pipeline is too strong

[crayonbug]

guys we have GOT to start listening to our moms

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[obsequist]

Say it with me now, “Nothing bad is going to happen, and no one is mad at me.”