Just An Extremely Gay Genderfae

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[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[madtechnomage]

Look! Look! You have to understand! Apples have CRAZY genetics! You’ll never plant a seed and get the same type of apples!

All these apple varieties have to be graphed. They have universities trying to find the “perfect” apple varieties.

AND this doesn’t even account for things like cider apples, which you do NOT want to eat.

[file-saver]

positive news following she-ra's removal:

ALL 52 EPISODES ARE NOW STORED ON THE INTERNET ARCHIVE!

720p

1080p

thanks to reddit user u/Pokesnap682 for pointing that out!

this means that you will always be able to watch/download the show, even (and especially) when third-party direct download servers (such as google drive), among other piracy streaming services, are unavailable!

[moonstonecassie]

Since Netflix is removing She-Ra February 21st here’s a link to a Google drive with all five seasons <3

[lunarlights-world]

Reblogging to spread this absolute blessing to the She-Ra fandom. Thank you, beautiful soul <33

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 BOOOOOOST <3

[sunnybearvampire]

what do you MEAN when you heart a post tagged #halloween on mobile the hearts show up as little pumpkins wHAT DO YOU MEAN

[demonofpuns]

The movie starts. Two men approach an open tomb by Jerusalem, in disbelief despite the scripture they read. No way this guy actually came back from the dead. No way he's just walking around again.

But who would've moved the stone?

As they approach, something seems wrong. The Roman guards are gone. There's blood on the ground. And... there's shuffling inside the tomb.

Intersection: Flashback.

Two Roman guards stand at their post, bored out of their mind, joking about those stupid people that think this guy is going to come back from being dead.

They abruptly stop when sunrise brings scratching sounds from inside the cave, followed by a groan.

The guards look at each other.

The guards swallow.

The guards roll the stone back, their faces turning shocked, horrified.

A hand grabs one of them and pulls.

Cut back to our two other guys, a couple hours later.

They approach the tomb, one of them tentatively whispering a "hello?"

His answer is a short, almost animalistic sound. The shuffling gets louder, and out of the tomb walks...

Zombie Jesus.

Followed by Zombie Guards.

This is a zombie movie.

HE HAS RISEN.

[jenny-jinya]

Is your cat also misguided by ghosts? Make sure that your cat does not start conversations with your furniture and feed your pet as regularly as possible. Bored ghost cats are the biggest risk to the well-being and coexistence of all cats and their owners.

Loving Reaper

Animals struggle. Pets and Wildlife alike. The reaper cares for their stories and helps them with the crossover. Short stories about the "L

[thebadchoicemachine]

lets play a game

what comes up in your tags when you types

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[critter-of-habit]

In the end, all roads lead to me.

[mpliego]

Agatha 💜

[ellastone-olsen]

my precious

[eriochromatic]

Day 31: The Last Drop

past and present

[kidovna]

The Seer’s Timeline

[une-barque-sur-l-ocean]

People of tumblr, let's decide which is the worst season 👀

let's see

spring

summer

autumn

winter

Voting ended onJul 18, 2024

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

'Gay furry hackers' steal 200GB of data in huge anti-Project 2025 cyber attack

A group of gay furry hackers have claimed credit for a cyberattack against the Heritage Foundation over right-wing Project 2025 proposal.

A collective of “gay furry hackers” has claimed credit for hacking into the Heritage Foundation in opposition to its right-wing political and social proposals for next year, known as Project 2025.

My kind of people :D

This isn’t the first time the organisation has been subjected to cyber attacks.

I sincerely hope that it won't be the last either :D

[charlesoberonn]

[iliothermia]

[stupidpollsilike]

should vampires be scary or sexy?

scary

sexy

Voting ended onApr 12, 2024

[cloacatak]

THIS IS A FALSE DICHOTOMY

[lilykep]

Like asking if a hippo should be large or wet. Obviously they should be both

[kyliafanfiction]

I mean, if I have to pick just one then sexy, but why is this a choice?

Every good vampire should make you feel the 'scared and horny' gif in your soul:

[wordsetchedinherskin]

If I'm not scaroused... they're doing it wrong 😂