The Graveyard Shift

I know that I was put here to fight Vikings in the Cold War.

[circumvision]

[nevver]

Two if by sea, Richard Lewer

[spitblossoms]

[sosuperawesome]

Autumnal Wood on Instagram

[paxamericana]

[determinate-negation]

this doesnt even have the best part 

[aviculor]

Garfield the cat….one of pop culture’s most iconic men…

[tryclops]

goals

[glockgal]

Bébé Yoda?!

[bismuth]

THE MOVIE’S OFFICIAL POSTER

[liz-istrata]

[magiclesson]

everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it

[firelxrdazula]

Me during a home invasion, and the burglar tells me he hasnt seen Avatar: the Last Airbender:

[enidsinclair]

Syaoran using the Clow Cards is my aesthetic.

[craigzlist]

b e h a v e arrest us…can’t hear u hater bitches from my brand new tesla!

[craigzlist]

b e h a v e nevermore ! i gave up being woke and then i gave up being poor…

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

[oatmilksupremacy]

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[flowerinaflame]

You know that picture of Justin Bieber where someone is thirsting after him and a person replies “you can find three dudes who look exactly like this at any gas station” that’s how I feel whenever any of you post about Timothée Chalamet except replace gas station with 100-level philosophy course

[theburialofstrawberries]

moana, singing softly and walking down the parted seas: i have crossed the horizon to find you…i know your name…..

me, a bonafide emotional dumbass on my 73rd fuckign rewatch:

[wulfhalls]

also I can’t believe I have to go through both the jon3rys and reylo bullshit in the same year like,,,,,,,,,,,,,me a good and decent person does not deserve this level of suffering