I Have No Idea What's Going On

This is Kira. 32. Husband-wife to arowanlike. Indeterminate gendered dyke. They/them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[do-you-have-a-flag]

sorry just thinking about how the meet cute of the nice guys is [door to the face] "i'm here to break your arm, but it's nothing personal."

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[princessdelacruz]

[altorinaart]

«A Patchwork of Hope» 👎

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[itsgonnabeanofrommedawg]

[ID: "Ambitiously salt the side of the carrots facing up. It's better to err on the side of salting the carrots more - do not be obscene but do not fail through your own gutlessness. Salt the thickest portions of each" /end ID]

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[the-actual-ocean]

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

[goldenretriever-boyfriend]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[raine-of-auroria]

Me watching this:

[cowboybarbaryn]

I’m not letting this rot in the tags

[the-quasar-hero]

Look, the simple fact is that if you took a 16th century samurai and dropped him off in the middle of the Amazon rainforest he wouldn’t be having a fabulous time.

[the-quasar-hero]

Similarly if you were to take an 8th century Viking and put them in Kenya, they wouldn’t have much fun.

[asingularcanadian]

I think if you took a 9th century English monk and introduced him to a Buddhist monk though they might get along

[the-quasar-hero]

Yeah, but if you put them in a Slipknot concert they’ll be confused.

[leafylotte]

That's the first thing I'm doing if I achieve time travel

[the-quasar-hero]

If? Look outside, where are you? Or better yet, when are you 😏?

[leafylotte]

I'm in Leeds, they never quite made it out of the 90s...

[the-quasar-hero]

And now?

[leafylotte]

Who's horse is that?!

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

go to your parents house and take their dog gabapentin

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

me: so on the next slide we have--

my coworker who's an elven ranger: (looking to the east) the horns of the haradrim...

my boss who's a problem gambler and he's english: i've a lucky feeling. cheerio

[nemfrog]

Keeping an eye on a bat. Finding Nature's Treasures. 1933.

Internet Archive

[fial-inka]

the signal catcher 📡

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”