Work Chat

Snippets of pure, life-changing wisdom generated daily in the digital chatroom of the professional workforce professionals known as Joshua Pursley (Professional), Jeff Glenn (Professional), and PJ McCormick (Professional)

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What we're about

Josh: Work Chat back in Action

Josh: Work Chat 2: Chronicles of Revenge

Josh: Work Chat 2: Vengeance Retaliation

PJ: If there's one thing Work Chat is about, its revenge

PJ: It's what we're about

PJ: If there's a second thing its about, it's probably work

PJ: But #1: Revenge

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Pineapples

Josh: he makes pineapples to hack into starbucks

Josh: whatever that means

PJ: LOLLOL WHAT

Jeff: LOL

Josh: Do you remember this PJ

Josh: i mean JG

PJ: I want it to be clear, I have no recollection of any of this

Josh: you were not there, you were at smile on the box at this time

PJ: I just want it to be Known

Jeff: He plants a seed, waits a year for it to grow, harvests it, takes it to starbucks to hack into someone computer

PJ: LOL WHAT

PJ: What does that even MEAN

Josh: pineapple jooooneeeess

Jeff: Josh just said he makes pineapples to hack into starbucks

PJ: Are you positive he used the word Pineapples

PJ: Like, that's not even registering in the hacking terminology index in my brai

brain. Like, not even a blip on the radar

Jeff: no clue

PJ: I am completely unable to make a jump from "Pineapple" to anything to do with tech

Josh: He told us the hacking device he used is called a pineapple box, i remember clearly

Jeff: now I want some pineapple

Josh: its like start up the pineapple and then i can get to hacking or something like that

PJ: Ok ok, I think this is starting to make sense

Jeff: oh come on, no it's not

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Muddy Brewster coming to town

Jeff : I bet Muddy McBrewster would do that

PJ : Muddy McBrewster????

PJ : That cant be a real name

Josh : Muddy Brewster

Josh : no Mc

Jeff : Ohhhh, sorry

PJ : Still a quite unbelievable name

Josh : I don't think he was Irish but I could have heard his name wrong

Josh : Pretty sure it was Brewster with no Mc

Josh : He said he was with "The Old Time Gang"

PJ : .....

Jeff : I thought he said the "Ole bettin' gang"

PJ : what?????

PJ : Who in God's name did you two meet?

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The Adventures of the Laptoppy Gang

Josh: Me and JG are "The No Laptop Laptoppy Squad Gang Club for People with No Laptops (But, We Do Have Normal Sized Computers) Club"

PJ: I'm kind of the opposite.

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True Living

Josh: Blatt's gotta blatt when a Blatt's gotta blatt.

PJ: Those are true words to live by.

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Today, a very special guest on Workchat

Stephen : I just lold at my desk over workchat

Stephen : FINE

Stephen : DONT RESPONDDDDDDD

PJ : I AM SORRY

PJ : DON'T LEAVE

PJ : YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT READS WORKCHAT

Stephen : I

Stephen :

Stephen : ONE LESS THAN LOVE

Stephen : PUT ME ON THE TUMBLRD

PJ : Hell ok!

Stephen : YES

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Genie of the Chat

Jeff : Hey PPPPPPJJJJJJ you there?

Josh : Yea I need to tell him some stuff too about [Redacted]... PJ join us

Jeff : PJ NOW

PJ : AHOY BLATTIES

Jeff : nevermind

PJ : :::vanishes in a puff of smoke:::

Josh : No! I had some stuff

Josh : genie

PJ : :::a lightning bolt strikes the ground, suddenly reappears:::

PJ : sup blatty

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Detective Work

PJ : Findings thus far:

PJ : 1.) Never take your eyes off Workchat

PJ : 2.) It may or may not be Workchat achieving sentience

PJ : 3.) It's probably not a demon

PJ : 4.) Never take your eyes off work chat

PJ : 5.) Whoever it is either knows me in real life or doesn't

PJ : 6.) Whoever it is may or may not follow me, Stephen and JD

Jeff : WE ARE REALLY ONTO SOMETHING HERE

PJ : It's only taken us 2 days to compile this awesome list of clues, too!

Jeff : We are the WORST detectives ever

PJ : Easily. EASILY the worst.

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Coming up with the perfect name

Josh : iGoogle

Josh : what was it called again

Josh : Google Vision

Josh : Virtual Google

Josh : iGoogle iCloud App iOS App

Josh : store

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UX by Cthulu

PJ : I have no idea what this button does. Its label makes no sense.

PJ : And when I click it, hoping in desperation for more clues as to what it could possibly mean, a text box is revealed

PJ : I feel like I'm slowly descending into madness

PJ : Furthermore: I am able to "Like" this confusing text box that has been revealed

PJ : And select an interest

PJ : This is why I don't own a gun

Jeff : somehow by clicking around I'm able to upload a photo. I'm not sure what photo im supposed to be uploading or why in the world I'm supposed to upload a photo

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: (

Jeff : Josh is running on GPF (granpa custard fuel)

PJ : I just realized how horrible this whole Grandpa Custard thing sounds out of context

Josh : I've sort of already thought of that.. it could be very odd

Jeff : :(

Josh : :(

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Ol' Grandpa Custard

Josh : I have chocolate... JG got some grandpa custard with mint

Josh : Don't remember

Jeff : yes. Grandpa Custard

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Would You Rather Rant

PJ : And compare the iProducts with the other shitty ass naming conventions that computer companies use. For instance, would you rather buy:

PJ : 1.) iMac

PJ : 2.) Inspiron 15 (N5040)

PJ : HMMMMMMMM

PJ : How about:

PJ : 1.) iPad

PJ : 2.) ASUS Eee Pad Transformer Prime TF201 32 GB - Android 3.2 (Honeycomb)

PJ : Just rolls off the tongue!

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Apple does what Apple wants

Jeff : Okay so here's the final code. Working beautifully.

Jeff : Nevermind. iChat won't let me send it.

Jeff : Apparently it's too awesome.

PJ : Apple has already assimilated into its code base and copywrited it.

PJ : In fact, they've probably now filed a lawsuit against you.

Jeff : Dang it.

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Supporting Friends

Jeff : dude, that

Jeff : whops

Jeff : whoops ha

Jeff : let me try that again...

PJ : You got this

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More or less

PJ : I sat around for over a year thinking, "I should learn LESS CSS"

Jeff : I think there should be more less talking

Josh : less is always more

PJ : Quite proud of ourselves for that one, are we?

Jeff : more or less

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The logical thought

Jeff : we needed a way to show unpublished nodes so the logical thought is dancing cats